Alex Robertson

Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear. The Alex Robertson pictured here is of the wild, western Illinois variety. These particular Alex Robertsons come in every shade of red, and blush pretty much all of the time.

Alexander Laverne Robertson (born May 18, 1989- died May 18, 2010) was a student Knox before the horrible accident that took him all from us

Little is known about the childhood and adolescence of Alex Robertson, but sources claim that he was raised by a russian circus clown, who physically and mentally abused him over and over, showing where his love clown porn comes from.

Personal Life

Has no personal life

Vegetarianism

Alex is a vegetarian. Also known as the people who are unfit for survival and evolution. It is unclear what level of vegetarian he is, it is sure that it is silly, and hurting him physically.

Music

Alex plays the electric violin, which makes John Lane happy.

Academic Interests

Alex plans to major in Creative Writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors. Since it is a joke major

Ethnicity

Alex is mutt