Administration

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"The Man". Must be fought at all costs.

The administration is a group of dark wizards who rule from atop the ivory tower (aka Old Main) with an iron fist.


Likes: financial impregnability, eating souls, tenure, overly-complicated doomsday devices, long walks on the beach (of despair)

Dislikes: hippies, puppies, mud pits, joy, the laughter of children, sunlight, fucking, and loud music.

Notable accomplices: Campus Safety, Student Senate, Leonid Brezhnev