Eli King
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Elijah "The" King is probably the smelliest theatre major at Knox. There has been recent suspicion that he participates in the sordid activity of LARP. A rare subspecies of werebear, Eli is often sited in TKE basement, punching girls in the face or drawing his 1 1/2" knife on Tom Griffin. In spring of 2007, he left his shoes in the library and it stank for the entire week they sat in the lobby.
