Elijah "The" King is a theatre major at Knox. A rare subspecies of werebear, Eli is often sighted in TKE basement, punching Kelsey Kreiling in the face (They are now on good terms) or drawing his 1 1/2" knife on Tom Griffin. In spring of 2007, he left his shoes in the library and it stank for the entire week they sat in the lobby. Eli once lit Stefen Showers' beard on fire. Eli is also in serious contension for the title of littlest post-pubescent member of the KISS Army.