Eli King
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Elijah "The" King is a theatre major at Knox. A rare subspecies of werebear, Eli is often sited in TKE basement, punching girls in the face or drawing his 1 1/2" knife on Tom Griffin. In spring of 2007, he left his shoes in the library and it stank for the entire week they sat in the lobby. Eli once lit Stefan Showers' beard on fire.