Flunk Day 2014

The theme of Flunk Day 2014 will be "80's". That's not true. ---> OhEmGee, that's SO true.

January 6

It is rumored that the five feet of snow on the ground is the work of the Flunk Day planners, but Xavier Romano and Roger Taylor have not yet been spotted with their 5-foot bongs, so no correlation is likely. CORRELATION IS ALWAYS LIKELY

11:24 AM FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED. Classes, administrative functions, and public events have all been cancelled on the website. THIS COULD BE HUGE? HAPPY FLUNK!

January 7

11:45pm Theresa Amott and Rodger Taylor seen ripping their homemade snowbong outside the Quickie.

12:17am Tony Gant spreading rumors that the heating is still down on campus. . .Coldpocolypse Part II?

February 16

11:20 pm The Founders of the committee Students For Flunk Day Truth reunite, in secret, in the steam pipe tunnels beneath the heart of campus for precisely 5 minutes and 55 seconds.