Simonds 2
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Simonds 2 is a suite of 4 double dorm rooms in the Quads located in the building commonly known as Fourname. It is usually incorrectly pronounced/spelled by ignorant folk "simm-onds." The correct pronunciation is known by those who can read and see that it is "s-EYE-monds," as in Simons with a bit of a "d" added in. Campus Safely, Campus Life, and the Office of Advancement confirm the proper pronunciation of the name. The decor of Simonds 2 is unmatched by any other residence thanks to the German political posters hung by resident Brian Camozzi and an eclectic menagerie of furniture including a small bar. The sheer quantity of crap in the common area is equally impressive.
