Alfano's Pizzeria

Alfano's Pizzeria is a family restaurant located on Main St. in Galesburg, Illinois. Their pizza is typically ordered after 2:00 AM and while under an altered state of consciousness. Nobody actually likes their pizza, excepting the truly glorious pizza vagina.

You can order one now. But if you are ordering pizza vagina, be sure to call it a stuffed breadstick because otherwise they will get mad at you.