Seymour 3B

Seymour 3B is located on the third floor of Seymour Union. Seymour 3B is the best place to live if you're a freshman boy and you like to get drunk. Seymour 3B is also vastly better than Seymour 3A.

History

Seymour 3B has a very controversial history. It has been known as "The Ghetto" since at least the early 1900s. Seymour 3B was also a smoking dorm up until smoking inside college residences was banned by Illinois law at the end of the 2005-06 school year. While the nickname for Seymour 3B is "The Ghetto," it is more commonly referred to as just "3B" by the current student population. In recent years Seymour 3B has been known for alcohol abuse, drug abuse, and general hooliganism. This has been toned down after the 2005/06 school year though as Student Life changed the mixup of freshmen boys that traditionally would be placed in 3B (mainly as it was no longer a smoking residence hall).

2004-05

In 2004-05, residents of Seymour 3B broke into the Oak Room, stole a 5-gallon container of ice cream, and pushed the Grab-n-go cart down the stairs.

They poured a bottle of rum into the ice cream and ate it.

2005-06

The 2005-06 school year was yet another prolific year in Seymour 3B's history. Memorable events from this year include: burning the letters "KC" in 3 foot letters in the hall carpet, Everclear extravaganzas, rampant drug abuse(most notably psychedelics and stimulants), spraying a room down with the fire extinguisher, converting the fire extinguisher alcove into an ash tray, the breaking of the shower curtains, and the breaking of the emergency lights, the drinking of blood, among other things.

The Residents of 3B from 2005/06 school year infront of their fall term alcohol collection (what bottles were kept from the duration of fall term)

Traditions

Seymour 3B traditionally fucks shit up.

Snow penis

Most years, when it snows enough to stick (and pack), Seymour 3B boys make a roughly human-sized penis out of snow on the roof of Seymour Union (usually on the roof of the caf).