Sarah Colangelo
Sarah is a cartoon character. She has a pretty singing voice. It's fun to be her friend and laugh with her. You should try it out sometime.
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The Worth Years
Sarah used to live in Worth, Illinois which is (like most towns in Illinois) not quite Chicago. Sarah began her training in Worth under the leadership of (now long lost) next-door neighbor Nick Tataroff. Her early education included where to kick boys, how to ride a bike, getting hit in the stomach with a basketball, the care and keeping of exotic pets, and Zelda. Unfortunately,Worth was a bad neighborhood and all the neighbors liked the White Sox, so her family moved her to Mendota in November, 1995.
The Mendota Years
Sarah is not actually from Mendota; she is from a town outside of Mendota furthering her history of mediocritous living situations. Sarah is actually from West Brooklyn, IL which is not in New York. It is in Illinois. Other Knox students from Mendota are Matt King. That's it.
Grade School and Middle School
Mendota was very good to Sarah. She zipped through grade school and middle school as a fat girl with dogs and a thyroid problem. She also read a lot of books about mice and magic.
High School
Sarah's high school life was quite fulfilling. She was very active in the fine arts department and had to fend off many fans. She was also senior prom queen and participated in the Sweet Corn Festival Corn Queen Paegent. She wore a sash that said MOOSE.
Career
Sarah has worked at Woodhaven Lakes since Summer 2004. Woodhaven Lakes is less of a campground and more of Yuppie Pleasure Dome. Sarah's position is Arts and Crafts Coordinator. This means that she plays with paint and glue and kids all day.
Sarah At Knox
Fast Facts
- Sarah Colangelo is a member of the Knox College Choir.
- In 2007 she will live in the Jazz House.
- Sarah will be an Orientation Leader.
- Sarah is the room mate of Meg Allen.
- Sarah does not believe in romantic love.
- Sarah is an only child.
- Sarah would like to pledge TKE, but is, unfortunately, not "a dude."
- Sarah reads comic books.
- Sarah eats everything.
