Chuck Norris

Chump with a beard. He spawned a bunch of jokes that were repeated ad naseum by everybody with an Internet connection. Bruce Lee beat the white off of his cracker ass in Enter the Dragon, and he can now be seen during the infomercial hours of cable television and in reruns of Walker, Texas Ranger. In a Spring 2007 column in The Knox Student, Bill Mayeroff suggested that a renovated Alumni Hall should be named in Norris's honor.

Spokespersonships

• a self-censoring DVD player called MaxPlay
• the Total Gym 1500 exercise machine
• the Religious Right