Christina Pfaff

Christina is one of those legendary SMC rats, found in the Psychology and Neuroscience departments. She lives in the building and only occasionally sees the light of day. Her goal in life is not to see the sun rise or set, but to see the noon day sun for longer than it takes to walk to lunch.

When Christina first came to Knox, she thought it would be possible to exist outside of the science building. After spending two terms taking classes in buildings like GDH and Old Main, she ran back to the comfort that is SMC and has yet to leave the building. She will often be overheard talking about how she should probably take a non-SMC class once again before she graduates. However, her intense fear of the outside world will probably prevent that.

Outside of SMC, Christina lives with Kat Henak and Annie Ford. There are rumors that she lives with Kathleen Dickinson, but she doesn't believe those as she hasn't actually seen Kathleen in over two weeks... She is a neurotic clean freak who tends to spend her Friday and Saturday nights doing homework. A rarity on the Knox campus to be sure.