Disappointment

You think you're going to have sex, but instead you get a blow job.

You think you're going to get a blow job, but instead you get a hand job.

You think you're going to get a hand job, but instead you get a chocolate chip cookie.

You think you're going to get a chocolate chip cookie, but instead you get an oatmeal raisin cookie.

You think you're going to get an oatmeal raisin cookie, but instead you get a Handie J.