Gamma Ramma Ding Dong

Gamma Ramma Ding Dong, was founded in Winter 2008 in the musty halls of Seymour 3B by one Timothy Lovett. For most of the year, the Delta Fucksalon chapter at Knox has been a prominent leader in fucking things up, drinking, and sport fucking. Gamma Ramma promotes development despicable poets, narcissistic artists, megalomaniacs, and inconsolable drunkards through constant berating of abuse and punishment. Gamma Ramma Ding Dong is the only frat on campus that will not administer upon your previously unbridled manhood a firm, spiked clamp. Viva la erecion. Most Gamma Ramma's are vagitarians.

Membership Requirements

• Must not be a member of any other Greek organization on campus.
• Must ding your share of dongs. Vagina dongs.

Chapter House

Gamma Ramma Ding Dong is blessed to have a house, otherwise known as Steak House.

The Personages of Gamma Ramma

(Roughly in chronological order)

• Timothy Lovett
• Ernie LoBoue
• Alex Robertson Estranged
• Scott Sapp
• Noel Sherrard
• Willi Goehring
• Trevor Sorenson
• Jimmy Pittman
• Max Galloway-Carson
• Anthony Martone Ejected
• Will Schwartz Inactive
• James Abram Zumwalt
• Ben Boor

Pledges:

• Spencer Kingman Graham
• Pat Topping
• Jack Dryden
• Rob McCarty
• Phil Busan