Hipster

Hipsters wear tight jeans and glasses with large frames. They like good times, coffee, and occasionally smoke cigarrettes. All music you enjoy Hipsters have already heard "like, a million years" before you because they are part of the scene. They only dress in clothes from second-hand stores.

The following rubrik will help you to determine and understand what is "hip":

• A. If you don't know about something that a hipster knows about then it's hip.
• B. If you do know about something that a hipster knows about then it's "mainstream bullshit."
• C. If you do know something that a hipster doesn't know it's "lame."
• D. If you don't know something that a hipster also doesn't know the hipster will claim their friend told them about it last night, at which point you may apply A.

Some hipsters still think socialism could work.

Portland, Oregon is a colony of hipsters currently approaching 2 million. Several of its members have found their way to Knox. They're infectious. Despite their good lucks and undeniable sexual prowess approach them with caution.