Prairie fire starter

SO MUCH FOOD SO LITTLE TIME

"It's pretty self-explanatory." -E. Vessels ("Prairie Fire Starter...How the fuck is that self-explanitory?"-K. Peterson)

"Prairie Fire Starters are the the best bang for your buck, hands down." -A. Martin

"It is the grease that lubricates your hangover." -D. Culver

One costs $2.75, two cost $5.50. Coincidence? I don't know?

This is the deal. It's your choice of eggs, your choice of meat or non-meat product, and your choice of toast. Plus you get those giant hash brown things and they'll knock off fifty cents if you don't want a meat or non-meat product. We're talking bangs, we're talking bucks...

but not a lot of bucks.