Sam Frank

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Sam Frank is a very tall class of 2012 male. He is currently planning on double majoring in Creative Writing with a minor in both Environmental Studies and Music. He has a burning passion for Creative writing and would like to become a published author someday. One of the quietest among the Knox campus you will have to push him to share his logical and well thought out ideas.

Activities[edit]

Sam has too many activities for his own good. He is taking a break from them all and going to Denmark instead. This is wise.

Beerdicking Controversy of 2012[edit]

Sam's most recent work of fiction deals with the life of a struggling businessman who nearly falls victim to a deadly beerdicking before meeting with a client. With only one pair of pants, 72hrs, and a free dry cleaning service at his disposal, G.B. Hanks must use his powers of long-winded discourse and bellyaching to save the day. Will he prove that beerdicking is not a thing? Will the invisible stains of the beerdicking wash out, or will they chill Hanks' groin forever? A true psychological thriller.