Beerdicking is totally a thing. Invented by Sigma Chis for god knows what reason, it involves the process of pouring ice cold, cheap beer on an individual's crotch. Afterwards, you proceed to yell that beerdicking is totally a thing.
Some have recently claimed that beerdicking is not, in fact, a thing. Beerdicking supporters proceeded to beerdick all naysayers, assuring them that it was indeed totally a thing.
Is Beerdicking a Thing?
Is that even a question? Beerdicking is totally a thing. Just ask Sam Frank.