Sam Frank

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Sam Frank is a very tall class of 2012 male. He is currently planning on double majoring in Creative Writing with a minor in both Environmental Studies and Music. He has a burning passion for Creative writing and would like to become a published author someday. One of the quietest among the Knox campus you will have to push him to share his logical and well thought out ideas.

Activities

Sam has too many activities for his own good. He is taking a break from them all and going to Denmark instead. This is wise.

Beerdicking Controversy of 2012

Sam's most recent work of fiction deals with the life of a struggling businessman who nearly falls victim to a deadly beerdicking before meeting with a client. With only one pair of pants, 72hrs, and a free dry cleaning service at his disposal, G.B. Hanks must use his powers of long-winded discourse and bellyaching to save the day. Will he prove that beerdicking is not a thing? Will the invisible stains of the beerdicking wash out, or will they chill Hanks' groin forever? A true psychological thriller.