Table Game

The table game is a Sigma Chi event which can be observed at the end of many Sigma Chi house parties. Participants of the game, usually quite intoxicated, stand on the round table on Sigma Chi's first floor, and other party goers sit around said table in a circle, kicking it until the player can no longer maintain their balance. The game usually goes on until everyone in the room has played, or has been mocked for being a complete coward. No one can quite recall who invented the table game, as that night is still a little blurry, but every one does remember that it was a really good idea. The table game follows a similar equation as the Alex Shi loudness equation, in that the more alcohol that has been consumed, the more enjoyable the game becomes.

Rules

1) Table game can not start until someone is at least decently intoxicated.

2) Calling out the last player without having played yourself is a sure ticket to be next in line. Backing out at this point just makes you a huge coward.

3) Not being drunk enough is an explanation for not playing the table game, not an excuse. Grow a pair.

4) Table game is always a good idea provided rule one has been fulfilled.

5) Playing the table game in your high heels may not be a good idea, but it has been done.

6) Have an ice cake on hand? You should probably smash it on top of the table before playing table game.

7) Any one that has been participating in the table kicking, but has not played yet themselves should be strongly encouraged to play, preferably by yelling at them and calling them a coward or other derogatory names.