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Andrea Johnston wins at life. She knows lots of random facts, but has few or no marketable skills, and therefore is majoring in [[Creative Writing]].
 
Andrea Johnston wins at life. She knows lots of random facts, but has few or no marketable skills, and therefore is majoring in [[Creative Writing]].
  
== History ==
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=== History ===
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Born on a Superbowl Sunday, Andrea was marked for greatness from the beginning. She enjoyed a remarkable childhood in Huntington, [[Indiana|IN]], and then attended three different high schools in various parts of the state. Upon graduation, she ventured forth to the exotic locale of [[Galesburg]], IL, to attend [[Knox College]], where she is currently a [[sophomore]] and resident of [[Naked House]] (you know, the one next to [[Jazz House]]).
  
Born on a Superbowl Sunday, Andrea was marked for greatness from the beginning. After an amazing and pleasant childhood in Huntington, IN, she moved south to Batesville, IN, where they make caskets. She took the place by storm, scathing and outraging ignorant fools left and right, and eventually vanquished the evil that had been consuming the town.
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=== Interests ===
 
 
Having conquered the southeastern portion of the state, she returned triumphant to the home of her childhood and finished high school. Upon graduation, she ventured forth to the exotic locale of [[Galesburg]], IL, to attend [[Knox College]], where she is currently a [[sophomore]] and resident of [[Naked House]] (you know, the one next to [[Jazz House]]).
 
 
 
== Interests ==
 
 
Andrea takes part in far too many extracurricular activities, most of them involving music in some way. The most notable ones are [[Ballroom Dance|ballroom dancing]], [[Great Bells of Fire|handbells]], and any [[Galesburg Community Chorus|choral]] [[Women's Chorale|group]] that will have her. She also keeps meaning to submit to one or more of Knox's [[Quiver|literary publications]], but forgetting. In her free time, she also enjoys reading, being a cultural observer, and [[talking politics]]. Furthermore, it was revealed on October 22, 2007 that she is in fact [[Penny Lane]], co-host of the weekly [[WVKC]] show [[Beatlemania]].
 
Andrea takes part in far too many extracurricular activities, most of them involving music in some way. The most notable ones are [[Ballroom Dance|ballroom dancing]], [[Great Bells of Fire|handbells]], and any [[Galesburg Community Chorus|choral]] [[Women's Chorale|group]] that will have her. She also keeps meaning to submit to one or more of Knox's [[Quiver|literary publications]], but forgetting. In her free time, she also enjoys reading, being a cultural observer, and [[talking politics]]. Furthermore, it was revealed on October 22, 2007 that she is in fact [[Penny Lane]], co-host of the weekly [[WVKC]] show [[Beatlemania]].
  
== Internet Addiction ==
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=== Internet Addiction ===
 
Andrea discovered in September of 2006 that she is severely addicted to the Internet, as evidenced by her multiple e-mail addresses, [http://knox.facebook.com/profile.php?id=62601933 Facebook accounts], and various other [http://www.myspace.com/andithebug social networking] connections. In furtherance of this addiction, she recently started a [http://periphrasis1.blogspot.com blog] that is completely pointless, but has a kick-ass name.
 
Andrea discovered in September of 2006 that she is severely addicted to the Internet, as evidenced by her multiple e-mail addresses, [http://knox.facebook.com/profile.php?id=62601933 Facebook accounts], and various other [http://www.myspace.com/andithebug social networking] connections. In furtherance of this addiction, she recently started a [http://periphrasis1.blogspot.com blog] that is completely pointless, but has a kick-ass name.
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===Disclaimer===
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Andrea wrote this page. But it's pretty much true. Especially the winning at life part.
  
 
[[Category:Class of 2010]]
 
[[Category:Class of 2010]]

Revision as of 13:12, 24 May 2008

Andrea Johnston wins at life. She knows lots of random facts, but has few or no marketable skills, and therefore is majoring in Creative Writing.

History

Born on a Superbowl Sunday, Andrea was marked for greatness from the beginning. She enjoyed a remarkable childhood in Huntington, IN, and then attended three different high schools in various parts of the state. Upon graduation, she ventured forth to the exotic locale of Galesburg, IL, to attend Knox College, where she is currently a sophomore and resident of Naked House (you know, the one next to Jazz House).

Interests

Andrea takes part in far too many extracurricular activities, most of them involving music in some way. The most notable ones are ballroom dancing, handbells, and any choral group that will have her. She also keeps meaning to submit to one or more of Knox's literary publications, but forgetting. In her free time, she also enjoys reading, being a cultural observer, and talking politics. Furthermore, it was revealed on October 22, 2007 that she is in fact Penny Lane, co-host of the weekly WVKC show Beatlemania.

Internet Addiction

Andrea discovered in September of 2006 that she is severely addicted to the Internet, as evidenced by her multiple e-mail addresses, Facebook accounts, and various other social networking connections. In furtherance of this addiction, she recently started a blog that is completely pointless, but has a kick-ass name.

Disclaimer

Andrea wrote this page. But it's pretty much true. Especially the winning at life part.