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'''- No matter what [[Xavier Romano]] claims, [[Flunk Day]] ''will not'' be on a Friday.''' | '''- No matter what [[Xavier Romano]] claims, [[Flunk Day]] ''will not'' be on a Friday.''' | ||
| − | Considering the semi-promising weather we have been having, and after a cursory look at a few schedules, my official prediction for [[Flunk Day 2009]] is '''''Tuesday, April 14th'''''. But that's too early, really. It would probably make more sense | + | Considering the semi-promising weather we have been having, and after a cursory look at a few schedules, my official prediction for [[Flunk Day 2009]] is '''''Tuesday, April 14th'''''. But that's too early, really. It would probably make more sense if Flunk Day were '''''Wednesday, April 29th'''''. |
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| + | ==Drinking, Flunk Day, and You== | ||
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| + | As any R.A. will tell you, you shouldn't drink on Flunk Day. Why? Because "it's just not what people do". In fact, according to a [[TKS]] article last year (can't find link, sad day), [[Roger Taylor]] was quoted as saying that (and I paraphrase here) "only about 100 students drink on Flunk Day". And those 100? They're the worst people you could ever imagine attending your college. | ||
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| + | tl;dr '''GET DRUNK''' | ||
Revision as of 09:16, 12 April 2009
Track the (sometimes) elusive Flunk Day throughout Spring term.
Rumors & Scares
Sunday, March 1
In a surprise move, Xavier and the Flunk Day Committee may surprise campus with the earliest Flunk Day ever, coming even before Winter Term finals ... Ugh. Too soon?
Sunday, March 29
Ah, the Flunk Day Season has arrived! With the season, of course, come various mostly-unfounded claims about the exact date of Flunk Day. If this is your first Flunk Day Season, do not fall into one of these common ruts when deciding on your predictions:
- Flunk Day is Tomorrow.
- Don't assume that all events on the calenders actually exist.
- Don't rely on the forecast. Rain just helps in the making of the mud pit.
- Don't believe any of the Upperclassmen. Ever.
- On second thought, do listen to the Upperclassmen. Why would they steer you wrong?
- Don't believe any of the Faculty. Ever.
- No matter what Xavier Romano claims, Flunk Day will not be on a Friday.
Considering the semi-promising weather we have been having, and after a cursory look at a few schedules, my official prediction for Flunk Day 2009 is Tuesday, April 14th. But that's too early, really. It would probably make more sense if Flunk Day were Wednesday, April 29th.
Drinking, Flunk Day, and You
As any R.A. will tell you, you shouldn't drink on Flunk Day. Why? Because "it's just not what people do". In fact, according to a TKS article last year (can't find link, sad day), Roger Taylor was quoted as saying that (and I paraphrase here) "only about 100 students drink on Flunk Day". And those 100? They're the worst people you could ever imagine attending your college.
tl;dr GET DRUNK
