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== The GREEEEEEENN Gas Card ==
 
== The GREEEEEEENN Gas Card ==
  
The caravan pulled over for the first time to get gas and [[Brian Cason]] FLIPPED out about the Gas Card. Because when Brian took a group to [[Kinsey Six]] in the [[Quad Cities]] the Gas Card was Green ... the was red this time, which was beyond comprehension.
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The caravan pulled over for the first time to get gas and [[Brian Cason]] flipped out about the Gas Card. Because when Brian took a group to [[Kinsey Six]] in the [[Quad Cities]] the Gas Card was Green and it was red this time.
  
 
== Dumpy Babies in the 15 P ==
 
== Dumpy Babies in the 15 P ==
  
A loving term coined by the valiant leader of the Big Gay Conference Mafia, Katelyn. Currently an ulta-exclusive group of members who infrequently meet to get drunk and play spin the bottle on the old True Reality House kitchen floor. Members include: Karen Kinderman, Lauren Burke, Sarah Schaburg, Graham Troyer-Joy, Courtney Meaker, Katelyn Mazman, Eric Langston, and most definitely not Brian Cason.
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A loving term coined by the valiant leader of the Big Gay Conference Mafia, Katelyn. Currently an ulta-exclusive group of members who infrequently meet to get drunk and play spin the bottle on the old True Reality House kitchen floor. Members include: [[Karen Kinderman]], [[Lauren Burke]], [[Sarah Schaburg]], [[Graham Troyer-Joy]], [[Courtney Meaker]], [[Katelyn Mazman]] and [[Eric Langston]].
  
 
== Kinsey 6 Scale and the Furry ==
 
== Kinsey 6 Scale and the Furry ==
  
During a workshop of roughly 200 people, a random man, Katelyn Mazman, and Sarah Schaberg decided not to rank their sexual attraction on the Kinsey Scale - i.e., stand in front of a number posted on the wall. When asked by the moderator why the three individuals did not stand in front of a number, the random man, who in fact starred in "True Life: I'm a Furry" announced that it was because furries cannot identify with an number. No one identified with Katelyn and Sarah after this incident.
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During a workshop of roughly 200 people, a random man, [[Katelyn Mazman]], and [[Sarah Schaberg]] decided not to rank their sexual attraction on the [[Kinsey Scale]] - i.e., stand in front of a number posted on the wall. When asked by the moderator why the three individuals did not stand in front of a number, the random man, who in fact starred in "True Life: I'm a Furry" announced that it was because furries cannot identify with an number. No one identified with Katelyn and Sarah after this incident.
 
[[Category:Gay]]
 
[[Category:Gay]]

Revision as of 12:31, 2 August 2007

The Big Gay Conference is the Midwest Bisexual Lesbian Gay Transgender Ally College Conference or MBLGTACC.


Attendees from Knox

The GREEEEEEENN Gas Card

The caravan pulled over for the first time to get gas and Brian Cason flipped out about the Gas Card. Because when Brian took a group to Kinsey Six in the Quad Cities the Gas Card was Green and it was red this time.

Dumpy Babies in the 15 P

A loving term coined by the valiant leader of the Big Gay Conference Mafia, Katelyn. Currently an ulta-exclusive group of members who infrequently meet to get drunk and play spin the bottle on the old True Reality House kitchen floor. Members include: Karen Kinderman, Lauren Burke, Sarah Schaburg, Graham Troyer-Joy, Courtney Meaker, Katelyn Mazman and Eric Langston.

Kinsey 6 Scale and the Furry

During a workshop of roughly 200 people, a random man, Katelyn Mazman, and Sarah Schaberg decided not to rank their sexual attraction on the Kinsey Scale - i.e., stand in front of a number posted on the wall. When asked by the moderator why the three individuals did not stand in front of a number, the random man, who in fact starred in "True Life: I'm a Furry" announced that it was because furries cannot identify with an number. No one identified with Katelyn and Sarah after this incident.