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| + | If you do not have a car, you will make friends with somebody who has a car very quickly. After you become friends with the motorist, it is probable that you will perform certain activities that will cause the car owner to despise you. | ||
| − | + | ==Things You'll Probably Do in/with/around Someone Else's Car== | |
| − | + | *Make them drive to their own surprise birthday dinner. | |
| − | + | *Ask them to drive you to [[Target]] 8 times a week, to buy soda or a better hat. | |
| − | Eat Cheeze-Whiz, hot fudge, and powdered sugar in their car. | + | *Always tell them you'll reimburse them for gas, but then pay them back in [[dining dollars]]. |
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| + | *Eat Cheeze-Whiz, hot fudge, and powdered sugar in their car. | ||
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| + | *Do that irritating door-opening thing, where it takes fifteen minutes to open the door because you're too incompetant to wait for the lock to unlock before you yank the handle. | ||
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| + | But don't be afraid of bothering your friends with cars. If they are true friends, they will gladly drive you to Starbucks so you can redeem your coupon, rather than allowing you to step within more than fifty feet of a [[Galesburg Taxi]]. | ||
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| + | In Albanian, the word "kar" means [[penis]]. | ||
Revision as of 11:06, 25 April 2008
If you do not have a car, you will make friends with somebody who has a car very quickly. After you become friends with the motorist, it is probable that you will perform certain activities that will cause the car owner to despise you.
Things You'll Probably Do in/with/around Someone Else's Car
- Make them drive to their own surprise birthday dinner.
- Ask them to drive you to Target 8 times a week, to buy soda or a better hat.
- Always tell them you'll reimburse them for gas, but then pay them back in dining dollars.
- Eat Cheeze-Whiz, hot fudge, and powdered sugar in their car.
- Do that irritating door-opening thing, where it takes fifteen minutes to open the door because you're too incompetant to wait for the lock to unlock before you yank the handle.
But don't be afraid of bothering your friends with cars. If they are true friends, they will gladly drive you to Starbucks so you can redeem your coupon, rather than allowing you to step within more than fifty feet of a Galesburg Taxi.
In Albanian, the word "kar" means penis.
