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We can also conclude from Xavier's email that Flunk Day will, in fact, be on May 5. There is nothing on the calendar for May 5, and Xavier threw in the "Dia de Flunk" reference as a clue. What better day for Flunk Day than Cinco de Mayo? | We can also conclude from Xavier's email that Flunk Day will, in fact, be on May 5. There is nothing on the calendar for May 5, and Xavier threw in the "Dia de Flunk" reference as a clue. What better day for Flunk Day than Cinco de Mayo? | ||
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| + | In possibly the lamest flunk day scare ever, students living in the quads were woken up at 4:45am to hooligans shouting "Come outside it's FLUNK DAY!!" However, due to the fact that today is Admitted Students day, students knew that it could not be flunk day and were annoyed for being woken up at 5 am for no reason whatsoever. | ||
Revision as of 14:30, 16 April 2009
Track the (sometimes) elusive Flunk Day throughout Spring term.
Contents
Rumors & Scares
Sunday, March 1
In a surprise move, Xavier and the Flunk Day Committee may surprise campus with the earliest Flunk Day ever, coming even before Winter Term finals ... Ugh. Too soon?
Sunday, March 29
Ah, the Flunk Day Season has arrived! With the season, of course, come various mostly-unfounded claims about the exact date of Flunk Day. If this is your first Flunk Day Season, do not fall into one of these common ruts when deciding on your predictions:
- Flunk Day is Tomorrow.
- Don't assume that all events on the calenders actually exist.
- Don't rely on the forecast. Rain just helps in the making of the mud pit.
- Don't believe any of the Upperclassmen. Ever.
- On second thought, do listen to the Upperclassmen. Why would they steer you wrong?
- Don't believe any of the Faculty. Ever.
- No matter what Xavier Romano claims, Flunk Day will not be on a Friday.
- The Flunk Day planners will not give you clues as to when the actual day is.
- Everything they say and do may just be screwing with you. Always keep that in mind.
Considering the semi-promising weather we have been having, and after a cursory look at a few schedules, my official prediction for Flunk Day 2009 is Tuesday, April 14th. But that's too early, really. It would probably make more sense if Flunk Day were Wednesday, April 29th, especially considering that the 14th has already passed.
Tuesday, April 14
Obviously, Flunk day was not today.
Wednesday, April 15
A precursor to Xavior Romano's official Flunk Day Letter came today.
[From Dean Xavier Romano]
Imagine sometime last evening, a first-year Knox student--thinking themselves rather savvy and seasoned having made it through two terms at Knox--picks up their cell phone and rings me near midnight. Just imagine that.
So...I reach for my cell--of course, thinking there is some "situation" on campus--only to hear a woman's voice asking in earnest and with all seriousness, the following (transcript of the phone conversation): Frightened First-Year (FFY): "Is this Dean Romano?"
Dean X: "Yes..."
FFY: "Dean Romano, is that you?"
Dean X: "Why yes...are you ok?"
(giggles heard in background)
FFY: "So, it is you?"
Dean X: "What do you want?"
FFY: "Is tomorrow Flunks Day?"
Dean X: "You mean Flunk Day? It's not plural."
FFY: "Yes, that's it!"
(turns to others in the room and says...)
"It's Flunk Day and not Flunks Day"
(laughter can be heard in background)
Dean X: "Go to bed. No; tomorrow is not Flunk Day--too cold and not enough Flunk Day scares. Clearly, tomorrow (today) is not the Great Day of Flunk...so, go to bed, do what it is you do, but know that Wednesday is not Flunk Day."
FFY: "Thank you, Dean Romano. You're telling the truth, right?"
Dean X: "Go to bed. On something of this magnitude, would I lie? No--mislead, reshape, rephrase, misquote, or omit intentionally...possibly. Lie? No."
(phone hangs up) But I am reminded to share with one and all Knoxies who dare...the Season of the Flunk has come to Knox College. Be afraid...be very afraid =-O and have a nice day!
-Dean Xavier
The Flunk clock has now started...you are so advised. More Dia de Flunk info coming your way soon...very soon indeed!
From this letter, we can conclude three things:
1. Xavier must get a LOT of drunk dials.
2. The First-Years are in desperate need of a committed Scaring.
3. Flunk Day is obviously tomorrow.
In honor of Dean Romano's "coy little wink" from last year... ;)
We can also conclude from Xavier's email that Flunk Day will, in fact, be on May 5. There is nothing on the calendar for May 5, and Xavier threw in the "Dia de Flunk" reference as a clue. What better day for Flunk Day than Cinco de Mayo?
Thursday, April 16th
In possibly the lamest flunk day scare ever, students living in the quads were woken up at 4:45am to hooligans shouting "Come outside it's FLUNK DAY!!" However, due to the fact that today is Admitted Students day, students knew that it could not be flunk day and were annoyed for being woken up at 5 am for no reason whatsoever.
