Difference between revisions of "Portland, Oregon"

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People from Portland are coffee snobs. Good coffee doesn't exist in the midwest, although [[Kaldi's]] gets kind of close sort of. Conversations about coffee with Portland residents are best avoided, they might make you cry.
 
People from Portland are coffee snobs. Good coffee doesn't exist in the midwest, although [[Kaldi's]] gets kind of close sort of. Conversations about coffee with Portland residents are best avoided, they might make you cry.
  
People from Portland are also all gay (at least a little bit).
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People from Portland are also all [[gay]] (at least a little bit).
  
 
Portland, Oregon is home to [[hipsters]]. Many people from Portland go to Knox, which is a little strange given the distance. Most assume Portland residents are lured by the good looks of [[Paul Steenis]] — Dean of Admissions and head of recruitment in the Pacific Northwest.
 
Portland, Oregon is home to [[hipsters]]. Many people from Portland go to Knox, which is a little strange given the distance. Most assume Portland residents are lured by the good looks of [[Paul Steenis]] — Dean of Admissions and head of recruitment in the Pacific Northwest.

Revision as of 13:58, 15 May 2007

Portland, Oregon is pretty cool.

Portland, Oregon features one of the biggest book stores ever. At one city block square and 6 floors high, Powell's Books is pretty freaking huge.

People from Portland are coffee snobs. Good coffee doesn't exist in the midwest, although Kaldi's gets kind of close sort of. Conversations about coffee with Portland residents are best avoided, they might make you cry.

People from Portland are also all gay (at least a little bit).

Portland, Oregon is home to hipsters. Many people from Portland go to Knox, which is a little strange given the distance. Most assume Portland residents are lured by the good looks of Paul Steenis — Dean of Admissions and head of recruitment in the Pacific Northwest.