Flunk Day 2021

The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the phallices; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? (Be sure not to share!) When should you buy your PBR? Have you spotted Teresa Amott without her human skin, one last time? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your matching mask and outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g (Socially distanced, of course!)

Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.

Join us.

(don't forget to hydrate, and keep your masks on!)

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And so we can get this out of the way immediately: IN PERSON COMPONENT TO FLUNK CONFIRMED. People have talked to Maddie, parts will be online, but there will be an in person Flunk! Get hyped!

Flunk Day is always tomorrow btw, if you have an assignment due tomorrow, don't worry about it cause tomorrow is Flunk Day

Theme Guessing

We won't know officially until the day of, but Flunk Day planners have been dropping theme hints on social media. Lot of mid-2000s TV shows?? Keep theme guessing here!

I think it's gotta be 90's or 00's themed. Lots of childhood imagery floating around and I am HERE for it!

ThrowbackThursday?? 👀

March 29, 2021 (Mon)

Flunk Day Coordinator is Maddie Tucker, deputy coordinator is Charlie Tucker. Planners are Kathryn Allee and Caitlin Edelmuth. Keep an eye on them.

Wait, to clarify: Charlie Tucker the dog?

^ Yes, Charlie Tucker the dog, i.e. the goodest boy with the wiggliest tail. Keep an eye on him! He's super friendly and likely to spill a secret to somebody!

^ Link pic?

^ Charlie's Instagram secured: https://www.instagram.com/charlietheaquarius/

^ you're the goat thank you - cute ass dog

^^^ Wait who is the faculty advisor for Flunk Day this year? Isn't Andrew gone?

Raina Johnson is this year's faculty advisor! She works in Campus Life some days and at home during others, so keep a close eye out for her

March 30, 2021 (Tue)

Larry Welch says no promises have been made with regards to avoiding lab days, but notes that Flunk Days planners tend to pick days based on their majors: STEM MWF, Humanities TTh. Much to consider!

April 2, 2021 (Fri)

Heard from Caitlin that the Flunk Day theme this year is not going to be revealed until Flunk Day itself- and then saw her carrying around a sign that said "What the Flunk" which IS FOR FLUNK DAY PREDICTIONS! CAITLIN WILL BE IN THE GIZ AT TIMES, TAKING BETS ON WHEN FLUNK DAY WILL BE FOR CHARITY! Also overheard that performers may already be booked? And that Megan Thee Stallion is out of our price range. Unfortunate. Or is that misleading? Maybe she is already on her way???

News is circulating that Maddie is leaving Knox for the weekend. Could this just be an Easter trip? Or could it be a secret Flunk Day mission?

April 5, 2021 (Mon)

GUYS!!!! I was snooping on Spotify and found a Flunk Day playlist on Caitlin's account!!! Who do you think the performer is?? https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2FFmCQB5lDTLHUBJogRpiY?si=HcWnn64iQ2OVqzDzS9rlaQ

^DEAR GOD PLEASE HIRE TINY MEAT GANG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

^THERE ARE SO MANY AMAZING ARTIST ON THIS PLAYLIST! MGK, HALSEY, TATE MCRAE.... UMM YES PLEASE!

Just taking this moment to say - EVERYONE PLEASE CONTINUE TO FOLLOW COVID-19 SAFETY GUIDELINES! Maddie has confirmed that the planners have all met with Abby Putnam and Anne Ehrlich and if the quarandorms are already looking full when Flunk Day comes around, the guidelines of the day itself will be much stricter than they have to be! Do your part, wear your mask, get the Fauci Ouchie when you can, and keep each other healthy! <-which all y'all should be eligible now, so get yer mf jab STAT. We all want those sweet sweet antibodies coursing through our veins for The Flunk

^!!!

Friar email sent out to senior dist list today. Could this be a sign that Flunk is coming even sooner than we think? Tomorrow perhaps?

April 6, 2021 (Tue)

Y'ALL Maddie just confirmed that bookings are already in the works!!! Does this mean that we're looking at a late April/first week of May Flunk? Who is the headlining artist? Will there be traditional inflatable games for the in-person component? So many questions

^ they're gonna need a lot of disinfectant wipes to clean that shit lol

April 7, 2021 (Wed)

... did anyone else notice that the story highlights posted about Maddie, Kathryn, Caitlyn, and Charlie on the UB instagram each have a sort of 90's themed backdrop? Am I reading into things or could this be H U G E?

^ H U G E

April 12, 2021 (Mon)

Vaccine eligibility expands to everyone in Illinois. If all students got vaccinated on this day (IF) Knox would be fully immunized by May 24! Vaccination is important to consider in flunk plans.

^ notably, a lot of people were able to get vaccinated earlier because of working for the college (or going to Peoria since the rules are less strict there I guess?), so hopefully we'll be able to get a lot of campus vaccinated ASAP!

April 13, 2021 (Tue)

First day of Ramadan, this will probably not be Flunk Day!

April 14, 2021 (Wed)

Day of Dialogue. Probably not Flunk Day.

I heard whispers through the grape vine that they were trying to get a dunk tank again. If this is true will be obvious when Flunk day is.

April 15, 2021 (Thu)

Maddie seen chatting with Dean McLean outside of his office at approximately 3:05 PM. Seems like some flunky business might be going on

April 19, 2021 (Mon)

Flunk before today statistically and realistically very unlikely. Pre-18th flunks are rare, plus COVID.

A notable Flunk-related staff person (forgot who lol) is out this coming week, so probably no flunk. Unless they're messing with us??

I believe this to be a fucking lie. Do not trust Caitlin.

Dude c'mon

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT FLUNK DAY IS CONDIMENT THEMED! CONFIRMED BY MADDIE AT UB EXEC MEETING.

what no

^^ Maddie here. Let it be known that this condiment theme was a joke brought about by UB exec antics. Or is it?? I'm thinking we should scrap everything we've got going so far and start anew with some relish themed attractions. Thoughts?

Spotted Maddie and Caitlin walking into Seymour at around 10pm.. sneaky sneaky

April 20, 2021 (Tue)

nice nice

April 21, 2021 (Wed)

Caitlin's been telling everyone "flunk day is tomorrow" recently. Could it be sooner than we think?

April 22, 2021 (Thu)

“I heard it was April 22nd, but it was from a drunk sophomore”

Honestly, The weather is much better this week and specifically Thursday. So flunk day is on earth day!!!!!!!!!!!

flunk email sent!! HUGE

they even linked this page....I'm finally famous...

Biggest new info: THE FESTIVITIES START AT SEVEN!! I better not see any 6AM updates like "oh it isn't today :(". Don't wake up early / stay up late unnecessarily.

The Flunk Day Hotline is up!!! If you call (309) 341-8008, a message will be played telling you whether it is Flunk Day or not!! Check everyday, maybe hints will be dropped?!?

Woah, bringing this back??? Radddd

8008 like boob ahaha

April 26, 2021 (Mon)

Senator and Friar Andrew Liput thinks it'll be before the 13th. What does he know? DOES he know ANYTHING?? At all????

^i love senator and friar and ex-snu president andrew liput but I don't think he knows anything in this specific case

Caitlin DYED HER HAIR this weekend, just like she told me she would do in preparation for Flunk Day! I still think she was lying though

First Flunk Day Scare... here comes the flunk.

Additionally, preregistration starts today. This doesn't really matter to Flunk (it's happened during pre-registration in the past) but be sure to register for classes!!

April 27, 2021 (Tue)

Maddie got a SHIT TON of packages both today and yesterday - this has to be a sign that Flunk is right around the corner

^ Those same packages had to be delivered to the UB office in Seymour! Flunk Day has to be next week and these are all the final orders for it, I'm calling that right now

April 28, 2021 (Wed)

Big ole Moderna on-campus vaccine clinic. The first Moderna vaccine shot has decent effectiveness after two weeks... May the 12th??

Most likely not this day because of the clinic. Probably not before as they want to make sure that everyone gets vaccinated. That's my take. But I'm a first year so my opinion means little.

^it's okay first year!!! your opinion doesn't mean much but it totally will not be on the clinic (unless they spike people's alcohol with the vaccine...)

new question on symptom tracker, asking how vaccinated we are

April 29, 2021 (Thu)

The college is really assertively marketing this day as #KnoxProud day. Could this be a cover-up for Flunk?

Flunk Day is this day confirmed!!!!

I hope that its this day because I have school work...

April 30, 2021 (Fri)

Flunk Day 2019

Personally, I'm betting we won't have an April flunk this year- with Caitlin basically running all the Earth Month events, I think (if only for her sanity) we'll probably have a May flunk.

Caitlin has gone insane, maybe this year's Flunk is a part of Earth Month? What's more sustainable than a 99 year long tradition?

Can confirm that Caitlin is extra stressed lately, maybe its earth day planning or maybe it's other shenanigans coming up soon...

Has anyone noticed Caitlin's IG story says "Feelin' Flunky" ???? and the question is about childhood movies?? Is this a hint????

^ Maddie posted on her IG story asking for childhood aesthetics too!!

May 2, 2021 (Sun)

Flunk Day 2018

No April Flunk. I think most of us can agree on that much.

May 3, 2021 (Mon)

The last faculty meeting of the year falls on May 3rd, so the odds of the flunk falling on this day aren't looking good. But perhaps the 4th fill be with us!

they mowing the grass!!!! huuugghe news

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE FLUNK

Twas the night before flunk day

when all throughout Knox,

not a creature was staring, not even the Fox.

The Wiki and Facebook both opened with care,

in the hopes that flunk day news would soon be there.

The friars were nestled all snug in their beds,

while visions of flunk day danced in their heads.

Roommate with booze, an i with my stash,

were all buckled in for this crazy ol' bash.

When out in the Quads arose such a clatter,

i sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window i flew in a flash,

where someone there shouted, "Get off your ass!".

The sun on top of newly made mud,

gave excitement and awe to the first years and their buds.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

but a big group of seniors, with a whole lot of cheer!

With a check to my inbox, to see what they say,

i knew in a moment it must be Flunk Day!

More rapid than eagles, the friars they came,

they whistled and shouted, and called out by name:

"Now Conger! Now Neal! Now Elder and Four name!"

oh, Post!, Furrow, and Sherwin, don't dare be lame!

To the porches with parties! To the lawn of old main!

now drink away! drink away!

Lets all go insane!!!

-Teresa Amott

May 4, 2021 (Tue)

Flunk Day 2017

Would very much like this day, as is my birthday. I need a w.

here's my take: if it's not the 4th, it's the 13th. Also it's star wars day (May the fourth be with you).

maybe this day bc of the weird freezer that’s been sitting in a parking lot recently, feels like the contents need to be dealt with soon

^the freezer is just cause a cooler went down in dining :/

There's the friars.... one minute left to see if it's real.

Alright, go to class. Lot of misplaced confidence on this one lol

Maddie has two packages sitting in WAC right now- at least one is from Dick Blick. Art Flunk real?

^ Maddie is DEF not an art student so this is extra weird

According to Caitlin: sports will not be spared. Theatre will not be spared. There was a fish at Green Oaks today.

May 5, 2021 (Wed)

According to Deana Nichols, May 5th through 9th will not be Flunk Day. On a related note, come see The How and the Why on these dates!

When asking Maddie about Cinco de Flunko, she just laughed. This has to be the day.

I honestly don't think it will be much later than this date. The reasons for a later date irt COVID-19 vaccines make sense, but given that the Flunk date was more than likely chosen before the vaccine rollout was well-established in Illinois, I don't think it is as much of a determining factor as people think.

^ I would agree with this, but Caitlin has claimed (perhaps a lie) that Admin had to reschedule Flunk because of an interference with an "important day". I don't know what that means, but if true, the date for Flunk Day has probably changed recently enough that they are able to consider vaccine stuff.

is it a lie? I'll never tell, XOXO Gossip Girl

It's going to be nice and sunny on the 5th...yes no one could know this in advance IN THEORY, but we did get a rainy day during the "under the sea" year, so who can say?

Jeff Grace has made Wednesday a no-class day without any explanation for Beginning Acting...does he know something we don't?

Amanda Dermer probably have an idea of when flunk day is. Would she schedule FSL week during flunk day?

^^^^ yes because they only planned it like 3 weeks ago

^^ also im pretty sure she doesn’t know the day. I know Raina and Jake do but Amanda isn’t specifically told unless one of them leaked it

Caitlins Instagram story Thats so Raven and another image from an early 2000’s show both saying hint in the corner. Would they continue to tease the theme this late in the game?

May 6 2021 (Thu)

According to Deana Nichols, May 5th through 9th will not be Flunk Day. On a related note, come see The How and the Why on these dates!

Why have we not speculated about this day. Is the hype for Cinco de Flunko too big.

Overheard a group of upperclassmen planning for Flunk on the 6th. Which probably means nothing, what do they know. But it could mean everything.

They friared falsely again this morning...

Speaking of Friars they got an email today about what to do the day of, and about shirts. Flunk Day is imminent.

May 7, 2021 (Fri)

According to Deana Nichols, May 5th through 9th will not be Flunk Day. On a related note, come see The How and the Why on these dates!

Today the facstaff list got an email titled "Uphold the Flunk Day Winning Streak!" Huge Flunk news!! Flunk day next week??

The How and the Why was great btw

May 9, 2021 (Sun)

Jonathan Powers always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers is always right, why not a Sunday Flunk Day for a change? - According to Deana Nichols, May 5th through 9th will not be Flunk Day. On a related note, come see The How and the Why on these dates!

May 10, 2021 (Mon)

Flunk Day 2016

My first bet as a senior was this day, later flunk to put more distance on Covid, and a Monday cause Monday flunks are the dream. -Matt Cagle

^ I would be pro-Monday flunk but I want Sherwood to be able to have his playwriting/screenwriting workshop. Like I'm sure it's not in the calculation, but if Sherwood is wronged, I will cry. -Sarah W

^^ if Monday flunk happens we should all zoom into class just wasted and read plays -Morghan

4/5 WVKC staff meeting today, we think flunk will be this week. No intel, just passion.

Okay so I have a theory. This date also happens to be Maddie's 21st - could the team be planning a big birthday bash of a Flunk? To even further add to the greatness of a Monday Flunk???

This is my birthday so I think it’s gonna be flunk day because I want it to be

Gotta be this week.

If you saw the deleted revision, someone copy-pasted a bunch of stuff from 2018. Fuck knows why.

A lot of Campus Safety were walking around according to dining workers. Did someone get their dates mixed up? Is campus safety the new friars?

7 AM came and went without either an email from Deb or a final scare from the friars. My long-standing theory of a birthday flunk is, alas, not true. But still go wish Maddie a happy birthday today!

May 11, 2021 (Tue)

i think flunk day is either today or tomorrow because everyone who went to the farm bureau for the knox vaccine days are getting their second vaccine on April 29th and May 11th and 12th are pretty close to the 2 week mark after the vaccine

A big metal contraption was posted on Cox Knollege...is this proof that flunk day is today? Who is to say.

I dreamt that today was Flunk Day which means it must be

UB members signed up for their flunk day shifts today!! Flunk day is fast approaching

^for the uninformed where can we get shirts day of? ^ there will be a table to pick up shirts all day!

May 12, 2021 (Wed)

Two weeks after vaccination clinic... Good opportunity to facilitate reckless bacchanalia. Will you kiss your Pfizer Papi's, Moderna Mami's and Johnson & Johnson Baddies?

Ya’ll aren’t hyping up Wednesday flunk enough. I think we all might actually wake and be surprised that flunk day is today! Also the Ramadaan fasting has ended? That’s what I heard and it’s Eid today

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE FLUNK

Twas the night before flunk day

when all throughout Knox,

not a creature was staring, not even the Fox.

The Wiki and Facebook both opened with care,

in the hopes that flunk day news would soon be there.

The friars were nestled all snug in their beds,

while visions of flunk day danced in their heads.

Roommate with booze, an i with my stash,

were all buckled in for this crazy ol' bash.

When out in the Quads arose such a clatter,

i sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window i flew in a flash,

where someone there shouted, "Get off your ass!".

The sun on top of newly made mud,

gave excitement and awe to the first years and their buds.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

but a big group of seniors, with a whole lot of cheer!

With a check to my inbox, to see what they say,

i knew in a moment it must be Flunk Day!

More rapid than eagles, the friars they came,

they whistled and shouted, and called out by name:

"Now Conger! Now Neal! Now Elder and Four name!"

oh, Post!, Furrow, and Sherwin, don't dare be lame!

To the porches with parties! To the lawn of old main!

now drink away! drink away!

Lets all go insane!!!

y'all, caitlin posted on snap that she's dying her hair last night and when asked if she was doing the rest tonight she laughed maniacally. Flunk confirmed

Raina in campus life looking stressed!!

Big boxes delivered to UB office yesterday!!!

Maddie is seen frantically running around Seymour. Tomorrow HAS to be the day

Craig Johnson sends email about missing speaker needing to be returned urgently! does this mean flunk is tomorrow and they need it for the performance?????? ^thats what I was thinking

Maddie posted a snap to her story this afternoon which shows deputy coordinator Charlie wearing his very own "co-coordinator" shirt (so cute) which has the logo intentionally blurred out. Flunk Day is near

campus wide four day flunk day bender????

^LETS FUCKING GOOO

dont know why we’re all still talking about this ?? im pretty sure flunk day already happened and nobody noticed

The way the lawns were mowed today when they were just mowed on Monday 🤭 also the suite cleaners came today instead Thursday FLUNK CONFIRMED

a few trucks sitting outside WalMart 👀👀

The Knox College twitter posted "will flunk day be tomorrow? Maybe! Knox students are you excited for the friars to wake you up early with their shouts announcing the big day? It's going to be huge." ..... This seems pretty bold move :/ maybe evidence for Monday flunk?

May 13, 2021 (Thu)

Ramadan is over on May 12, this would be a great day for Flunk Day!

According to Sarah Wallenfelsz's math, a flunk hasn't been during Ramadan during any of the dates we know of, but it also hasn't had many opportunities to.

This is the safe bet, its right after Ramadan, and its week 8 so most people will be vaccinated. Bet on this day.

Of note, Eid ends on the evening of the 13th.

A later flunk day to make sure everyone has at least one vaccine is probably very likely. Due to no flunks on fridays, there is a good possibility for May 13th to be the day. Just hope it doesn't rain or something.

WE ALL KNOW IT'S MAY 13TH BECAUSE MADDIE SAID IT ISN'T NOT MAY 13TH AND MADDIE KNOWS EVERYTHING

baseball has an away game this day

omg guys thanks for planning a may 13 flunk how'd you know this was my birthday chahaha *bites lip* -anna m

During a dress rehearsal for "The How and the Why", Craig Choma said very confidently that the 13th was Flunk Day, so that's as good as gospel really...

^Craig has been around for a long time but do we know how many times he has predicted it right?

Typing this to place my wish for a Thursday flunk (classes after flunk day usually get cancelled... hello 4 day weekend babyyy!)

Matthew Jones-Rhodes thinks Flunk is this day... hmmm...

^ Heather Hoffmann ALSO thinks it's this day ... hmmm... ^^ Emily Anderson ALSO thinks it's this day... hmmm...

I’m not sure that they would do flunk day on a covid testing day...<---I think they would, but that's just me. Don't have any evidence, I just feel like it's probable.

Stuart Allison reaaalllly thinks today is the day. "Faculty will be grumpy" He also mentioned that faculty have a kind of deal that it won’t be after week seven. Obviously not applicable this year, but good to know for the future!

Mentally willing it to be this day because it would be convenient for me personally.

Whats This?! A video I made instead of doing school work talking about why today is probably flunk day!! Check it out to validate your own hopes for this day. -Matt Cagle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdhFT7aqoXk&ab_channel=FantasticMr.Blue

Cate Denial thinks flunk day is today! flunk confirmed???

I saw the Caitlin calendar thing mentioned in the video, and when someone mentioned that her calendar was visible she just said lol... so was it a trick 👀 ^ I love my calendar, I put everything in it!!

weather looking really nice today, compared to week 9 at least. Hope its today for weather reasons.

Bill Young thinks that Flunk Day will be today, and that they will attempt to make us believe it won't be as to prevent us from drinking Wednesday night

Caitlin's calendar just went back to normal??? Who hacked for the cause????

The planners seem to be really pushing the idea that Flunk is this day which seems like a good sign that its not

^^ or they are using reverse psychology on us to make us think just that!

^^^^^ mad agree, i'm convinced there's an intense game of 5-d chess to get us to think that it'll be monday when it's tomorrow

Cleaners came a day early... wonder why. Nope can't think of any reason at all.

I will be pissed off if it isn't today.

Update about flunk day performers: it is not beach bunny. the drummer follows me on IG and I dm'd him to ask and he said they are not performing at knox ^isn’t that exactly what he would say if he WAS performing at knox? Holding out hope

^^ also will be pissed if it’s not today,idk why anyone wants a Monday flunk = starting your week off partying ... 🤮🤢

if flunk isn't today we should just do it the old-fashioned way and ditch class en-masse. monday flunk is a boner idea

will not name names, but Maddie tucker enlisted an art student to make a painting/backdrop for flunk day. This student asked for an extension on a project for a class because they'd be working on it "all weekend". <—-well tell that student all that effort is going to waste because the rest of the student body has decided it’s tomorrow. This is my call for anarchy. Flunk Day can be whenever we want it to be.

^^wait as in they'd be working on the flunk day art all weekend or implying they spent this week workin on the flunk art and now have to finish their project???

^ u didnt hear this from me but there were actually three art students enlisted 🤫

I do want to point out that Smash Mouth has no shows on their website so they could be the musical act!!!

Per source there are no trucks in Monmouth hotel parking lots a big blow to this day....>>>> per cox knollege there are HUGE TRUCKS from Knight Transportation at Walmart hehe

idk if this is anything but there are orange cones and tickets on cars in the lot behind the frats by the quads

The great Bob Lallky has spoken words of wisdom to Cox knollege. This must be a good omen

Me posting the copypasta for first time, on the wrong day lol, my bad

^^this implies that friday is the flunk???

^ stop doing the copypasta! you are always so confident yet so wrong!

campus is quiet... too quiet???

i’ve heard this thought from a few different people: just because there’s in person components to flunk doesn’t mean they’ll be the ones we’re used to. will inflatables and the like be a part of this years flunk? they’d be difficult to sanitize... maybe we can’t find trucks because there are no trucks at all </3

^ nahhh

friars were much less enthusiastic than last scare, not looking good for our week 8 flunk

• frantically refreshing email plz plz plz*

Get to class, guys. It isn't today.

...     :(((((((((

don't worry guys it'll be thursday once they send us back in time for the flunk day time loop

May 14, 2021 (Fri)

Matt Cagle won't stop saying Friday Flunk is happening. Hasn't happened historically, but what is 2021 if not a year of change?

Alright so... we all know May 13th is the safe bet, but the only thing that makes Thursday not likely is that apparently the flunk planners all have labs that day. So if it can't be before May 13th due to Ramadan, if it can't be Thursday because the planners don't wanna miss labs, and a week 9 flunk has never happened then clearly it is Friday. What better way to jumpstart the heart of Knox College but with a Friday Flunk, that lasts all throughout the weekend!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_LnA822IE0&ab_channel=FantasticMr.Blue

^^I know for a fact Caitlyn would be happy to miss our Thursday lab ^^^^^^ Hey, I love both my Thursday labs, would still go in even if Flunk probably

cant be this day, track has a meet

^^^sports don't mean shit to flunk. baseball got shafted in flunk 2018

^^^^ baseball only got shafted in 2018 because it was a rescheduled game

Also Machinal performance this evening :(( so please no. But come see it!!

Literally both clubs I'm in exec in have big events today I hope its not friday aaaaaa

It’s going to be Friday I mean we are in uncharted territory at this point anyway

Friday flunk!!!!! Friday flunk!!! FRIDAY FLUNK!!!!!! FRIDAY FLUNK!!!!!!!

Devastated it wasn’t Thursday... a friday flunk would be the only salvation...

Confirmed no trucks at Monmouth hotel.

Vovis Center sent out email about an event on this day... is this a cover up for Friday Flunk?

^^It more than likely means that it won't be Friday oh well.

I don’t wanna get my hopes up but a Friday flunk would lowkey be LEGENDARY ...

It was not today. This year. One day in the future it will come, a legendary Friday Flunk. This prophecy will be fulfilled.

May 17, 2021 (Mon)

This is my mom's birthday AND benf's birthday. coincidence?? Flunk Confirmed????

Week nine flunk? probs not but heck u.

You never know with covid

I hope its not week 9 only because of what I have seen on Twitter... However here is a video about why it could be week 9 I made! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnLX1K2mcvk&ab_channel=FantasticMr.Blue

The more I think about it the more I lean towards a week 9 monday flunk. This is a terrifying thought. I pray these thoughts are false.

Apparently there's a faculty email saying flunk is going to be week 9- no proof of this email, and claims from some faculty that it doesn't exist, but the week 9 flunk seems like a possibility. Could also be some faculty lying/bluffing? Who knows.

This is big if true^^^^

supposed to rain today. 40% chance.>>> huhu we don't want another wet and sad flunk day :(

Lot of people coming out with large support for this day on Cox Knollege, they claim to have a good source, who could this source be?

allegedly: campus safety locks academic buildings on flunk day. last monday (may 10th), campus safety locked academic buildings. did they get the monday wrong? >>> They actually lock it everyday for SAFETY purposes!!!

^they lock them every monday morning before classes start??? lol

Monday Flunk has been revealed to me be enlightened and join us!!! >> reveal urself, monday flunk source

You couldn't live with your failure. Where did it bring you? Back to me!!!!

I'll be at a funeral, better not be monday. I'm giving yall bad vibes for monday

Normally if you miss your week for covid test they send you a message saying to sign up for Monday. This week the text said “sign up for next week”. Flunk day confirmed???

Wiki has been quiet this weekend. Is this an omen of no flunk?

Will somebody please give me some evidence it’s today? Need motivation to finish this paper.

TRUCKS AT THE AMERICINN BY THE TARGET!! PIC INCOMING

^ SORRY BLURRY GUY TOLD US TO LEAVE https://imgur.com/gallery/HF0jEXw

FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH

CLIMBING WALL FUCK YEAH

^This could actually... be huge ....

https://twitter.com/RobertDraper4/status/1394117134981152771 new images of the americinn trucks. looked at their catalogue and the green thing is 100% a zipline

That company - AMJ Spectacular Events - is the same company from 2018... same green zipline too!!!

May 18, 2021 (Tue)

The beginning of Flunk Week 2020

i just think it's gonna be late, and i'm getting goooood energy from this day. no reason, just vibes.

^ i second the vibes of this day feeling right

^^ I second that too its my birthday lol taurus szn

More weird copy paste shit was deleted.

supposed to rain today. 39% chance as of 5/12

I'm feeling this day if it's not Thursday. Monday flunks don't happen and hopefully weather will clear by now

Monday flunks are extremely common??

^^^Caitlin said she made up that fact for the Deb email to throw us off... maybe they want us to think it's Monday instead of today?

^^^^ there are statistics for flunk day at the top of this page. monday is literally the second most common day for flunk (at least in the past 20 years)

Let's fucking gooooooooo

UB sent out that email about the comedy carnival... hint hint?

Alumni laughing here. They are waiting until last possible week because of vaccination rates and lower transmission for as normal a Flunk day as possible.

May 19, 2021 (Wed)

Senior Seminar for Literature Majors, it won't be this day. Also it's probably too late :p

^^ in class on May 12, emily anderson said "it better not be the 19th" with a menacing, murderous look in her eyes so if anything this is just a warning

^^^I sure hope it's not this date, but also my predicto-pen said that it would be.

May 20, 2021 (Thu)

Thursday Flunk part 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Isaac Hughes has the defense of his honor on this day, and no one wants that to happen. This day confirmed

May 25, 2021 (Tue)

REAAAAALLLLLLYYYYY LATE FLUNK????

^honestly? I’d be down

May 26, 2021 (Wed)

Fuck it... today’s Flunk Day!!

May 27, 2021 (Thu)

lol what if finals week flunk

^ lol exams cancelled happy flunk, happy 2021, happy students, happy professors(since they dont have to grade)

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June 6, 2021 (Sun)

Is there proof Convocation is real? No. Is there proof Flunk Day is real? Yes.

The real flunk was the friends we made along the way.