Flunk Day 2023
The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the phallices; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? When should you buy your PBR? Have you seen Andy McGadney without a bowtie? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your matching mask and outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g
Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.
Join us.
Flunk Day(ta) - past 20 flunks in numbers! (access via your Knox account)
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- 1 Join in the fun?
- 2 March 22, 2023 (Wed)
- 3 March 23, 2023 (Thu)
- 4 March 24, 2023 (Fri)
- 5 March 27, 2023 (Mon)
- 6 March 28, 2023 (Tue)
- 7 March 29, 2023 (Wed)
- 8 March 30, 2023 (Thu)
- 9 March 31, 2023 (Fri)
- 10 April 3, 2023 (Mon)
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- 12 April 5, 2023 (Wed)
- 13 April 6, 2023 (Thu)
- 14 April 7, 2023 (Fri)
- 15 April 10, 2023 (Mon)
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- 19 April 14, 2023 (Fri)
- 20 April 17, 2023 (Mon)
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- 22 April 19, 2023 (Wed)
- 23 April 20, 2023 (Thu)
- 24 April 21, 2023 (Fri)
- 25 April 24, 2023 (Mon)
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- 27 April 26, 2023 (Wed)
- 28 April 27, 2023 (Thu)
- 29 April 28, 2023 (Fri)
- 30 April 30, 2023 (Sun)
- 31 May 1, 2023 (Mon)
- 32 May 2, 2023 (Tue)
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- 34 May 4, 2023 (Thu)
- 35 May 5, 2023 (Fri)
- 36 May 8, 2023 (Mon)
- 37 May 9, 2023 (Tue)
- 38 May 10, 2023 (Wed)
- 39 May 11, 2023 (Thu)
- 40 May 12, 2023 (Fri)
- 41 May 15, 2023 (Mon)
- 42 May 16, 2023 (Tue)
- 43 May 17, 2023 (Wed)
- 44 May 18, 2023 (Thu)
- 45 May 19, 2023 (Fri)
- 46 May 22, 2023 (Mon)
- 47 May 23, 2023 (Tue)
- 48 May 24, 2023 (Wed)
- 49 May 25, 2023 (Thu)
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March 22, 2023 (Wed)
When asked about schedule changes for Flunk Day, Professor Stuart Allison said "Flunk Day we flunk." and by god is he right.
Happy first day of spring term everyone! BE ADVISED: Tomorrow is Flunk Day! Get your borgs and corgs (which could either mean cup-borgs or slang for corgi's) ready!
no borgs, Flunk Jugs only
First Day of Ramadan, will not be 3/22-4/20
March 23, 2023 (Thu)
Greetings First-years!!!! Welcome to the longest standing concurrent Knox tradition! Flunk day is an amazing day filled with games, activities, free swag, and all kinds of beautiful people showing off how much they can hold down without throwing up...and then how quick they can recover after throwing up.
One of the most exciting parts of Flunk Day isn't Flunk Day at all, but the mystery leading up to it! Use this forum to post predictions, comments, and hype about Flunk Day as the time gets closer. Quick reminders: Be nice, be respectful, and it's never on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or Admitted Students' Day (yeah I use the Oxford comma, come at me).
Can't wait to see you all soon! And remember...
TOMORROW IS FLUNK DAY!
March 24, 2023 (Fri)
March 27, 2023 (Mon)
March 28, 2023 (Tue)
March 29, 2023 (Wed)
March 30, 2023 (Thu)
March 31, 2023 (Fri)
The closest we can get to an April Fool's Flunk...the biggest prank of all, its SATURDAY THE 1ST
April 3, 2023 (Mon)
April 4, 2023 (Tue)
Who knows? The surprise early Flunk?
April 5, 2023 (Wed)
April 6, 2023 (Thu)
April 7, 2023 (Fri)
April 10, 2023 (Mon)
Found in GDH 105 today:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M-2ZJrxQ41r8Y-M01lqXiVHa0ouEbj41/view?usp=drivesdk
April 11, 2023 (Tue)
Alumni sent a reminder email for Chicago Knox Club Flunk Day Pub Night.
5:30 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. Date: ??
AJ Hudson's 3801 N. Ashland Ave., Chicago, IL 60613
Probably reserved for the big day already.
April 12, 2023 (Wed)
April 13, 2023 (Thu)
April 14, 2023 (Fri)
Faculty have reported meetings getting moved the week of May 1st. Flunk that week?
April 17, 2023 (Mon)
April 18, 2023 (Tue)
April 19, 2023 (Wed)
April 20, 2023 (Thu)
Last day of Ramadan, will not be before this
No 4/20 Flunk
If admin allows a 4/20 flunk I will give my first born to the college
April 21, 2023 (Fri)
First day after Ramadan, administration would want to get it out of the way as soon as possible, big prediction here
Admin would never Friday Flunk
April 24, 2023 (Mon)
April 25, 2023 (Tue)
There once was a Flunk that put to rest
All previous Flunks of twenty years past
The tales flew wild, the term dipped down
Oh drink, my Knoxians, drink (hey)
Soon may the 101th Flunk come
To bring us vodka, PBRs and rum
One day, when the Flunking is done
We'll take our shirts and go!
April 26, 2023 (Wed)
April 27, 2023 (Thu)
Getting strong Flunk Vibes from Thursday the 27th
^I get that, its kinda dramatic...
April 28, 2023 (Fri)
Emily Anderson scheduled a "flex" day in her course schedule "just in case flunk day is around here"...suspicious
April 30, 2023 (Sun)
May 1, 2023 (Mon)
May 2, 2023 (Tue)
May 3, 2023 (Wed)
May 4, 2023 (Thu)
May the 4th be with you....Flunk Wars?
False Flunk email 1st anniversary. Who's taking one for the team this year?
May 5, 2023 (Fri)
May 8, 2023 (Mon)
May 9, 2023 (Tue)
Jonathan Powers always said Flunk Day would be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers was always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9. May he rest in peace :(
May 10, 2023 (Wed)
May 11, 2023 (Thu)
This one. Trust.
May 12, 2023 (Fri)
May 15, 2023 (Mon)
May 16, 2023 (Tue)
I'm calling this day early, I have no classes on this day so I hope its not Tuesday, but I know the universe is aligned against me so hard so its just gonna be.
May 17, 2023 (Wed)
May 18, 2023 (Thu)
The beginning of Flunk Week 2020
