Flunk Day 2025

The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the phallices; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? When should you buy your PBR? Have you seen Andy McGadney without a bowtie? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your matching mask and outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g

Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.

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B B B B BBBBB BBOOOOGIE BY THE BAY! BOOGIE BY THE BAY!!

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April 8, 2025 (Tue)

Deb Southern's highly anticipated Flunk Countdown email was sent out today, whereas last year it was sent April 22nd - does this mean we'll have an April Flunk? Either way, FLUNK SEASON HAS BEGUN!!!!!

April 15, 2025 (Tue)

Yikyak scares! Yikyak scares!

April 17, 2025 (Thu)

Maundy Thursday.

April 18, 2025 (Fri)

Nah. Good Friday

April 21, 2025 (Mon)

I doubt they're dumb enough to do a post-420 bash. Too many genuine health concerns 😭

Rip the pope tho

April 28, 2025 (Mon)

A likely candidate if we're sticking with the Monday Flunks....

It better not be this day. Please god no...

First Day of pre-enrollment

Stellyes study abroad mandatory meeting thingy

Nothing found flunk hunting night previous

April 29, 2025 (Tue)

Honestly y'all if it's week 6 I'm thinking it might be Tuesday. Friar emails have been sent out, the caf windows are painted, it's before rootabega and BB&B, it's perfect.

After it not being monday this has to make the most sense

They mowed the grass on 4/28! Surely that means flunk is tomorrow, right?

April 30, 2025 (Wed)

Flunk Day 2019

Blessings Blues and Brews is today, no flunk probably.

May 1, 2025 (Thu)

Possible flunk moment! No crazy big events today other than a game, but there have been fake ones in the past... get your flunk pops prepped!

May 2, 2025 (Fri)

Venture Boldly event on campus, so this one is out. -you're most likely right but imagine if they fell on the same day, that would be an absolutely wild day.

May 4, 2025 (Sun)

Flunk Day 2017

May 5, 2025 (Mon)

Won't be here, Cinco de Mayo is a cultural holiday and I doubt they're dumb enough to fuck with it.

Okay but a Cinco de Mayo Flunk would be a ragerrrrrr

Rootabaga week starts

May 6, 2025 (Tue)

Flunk Day 2024

Rootabaga means no flunk

May 7, 2025 (Wed)

Please god let it be a Wednesday flunk this year

Rootabaga means no flunk

May 8, 2025 (Thu)

Flunk Day 2023

May 9, 2025 (Fri)

Jonathan Powers always said Flunk Day would be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers was always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9. May he rest in peace :(

Flunk Day 2022

Last Day of Pre Enrollment

May 10, 2025 (Sat)

Flunk Day 2016

May 12, 2025 (Mon)

Given it's been Monday of week 8 for the last three years, I'd say this is a pretty solid bet.

History department review is this day

May 13, 2025 (Tue)

It's Monday week 8 for so long, why not try Tuesday week 8? Completely different vibes but also, If it can't be week 7 because of rootabaga I'd say 13th is an easy bet.

May 14, 2025 (Wed)

Okay, so lets say it's not the previous Tuesday. In that case it HAS to be this Wednesday, the universe is whispering to me that its so. They can't disrespect the three year long week 8(ish) tradition, can they?

May 17, 2025 (Sat)

Flunk Day 2021

May 18, 2025 (Sun)

The beginning of Flunk Week 2020

May 19, 2025 (Mon)

If it's week 9 I cry