Flunk Day 2023

The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the phallices; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? When should you buy your PBR? Have you seen Andy McGadney without a bowtie? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your matching mask and outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g

Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.

Join us.

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March 22, 2023 (Wed)

When asked about schedule changes for Flunk Day, Professor Stuart Allison said "Flunk Day we flunk." and by god is he right.

Happy first day of spring term everyone! BE ADVISED: Tomorrow is Flunk Day! Get your borgs and corgs (which could either mean cup-borgs or slang for corgi's) ready!

no borgs, Flunk Jugs only

First Day of Ramadan, will not be 3/22-4/20

March 23, 2023 (Thu)

Greetings First-years!!!! Welcome to the longest standing concurrent Knox tradition! Flunk day is an amazing day filled with games, activities, free swag, and all kinds of beautiful people showing off how much they can hold down without throwing up...and then how quick they can recover after throwing up.

One of the most exciting parts of Flunk Day isn't Flunk Day at all, but the mystery leading up to it! Use this forum to post predictions, comments, and hype about Flunk Day as the time gets closer. Quick reminders: Be nice, be respectful, and it's never on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or Admitted Students' Day (yeah I use the Oxford comma, come at me).

Can't wait to see you all soon! And remember...

TOMORROW IS FLUNK DAY!

March 31, 2023 (Fri)

The closest we can get to an April Fool's Flunk...the biggest prank of all, its SATURDAY THE 1ST

April 4, 2023 (Tue)

Who knows? The surprise early Flunk?

April 10, 2023 (Mon)

Found in GDH 105 today:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M-2ZJrxQ41r8Y-M01lqXiVHa0ouEbj41/view?usp=drivesdk

April 11, 2023 (Tue)

Alumni sent a reminder email for Chicago Knox Club Flunk Day Pub Night.

5:30 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. Date: ??

AJ Hudson's 3801 N. Ashland Ave., Chicago, IL 60613

Probably reserved for the big day already.

April 14, 2023 (Fri)

Faculty have reported meetings getting moved the week of May 1st. Flunk that week?

April 18, 2023 (Tue)

Official Flunk Countdown email sent by Deb Southern, we are now officially in season!!!

April 20, 2023 (Thu)

Last day of Ramadan, will not be before this

No 4/20 Flunk

If admin allows a 4/20 flunk I will give my first born to the college

happiest of 420s blaze responsibly

April 21, 2023 (Fri)

First day after Ramadan, administration would want to get it out of the way as soon as possible, big prediction here

Admin would never Friday Flunk

April 24, 2023 (Mon)

Week 6

FLUNKPOSIUM CONFIRMED! 10AM IN THE CFA BOWL ON FLUNK DAY!!!

April 25, 2023 (Tue)

There once was a Flunk that put to rest

All previous Flunks of twenty years past

The tales flew wild, the term dipped down

Oh drink, my Knoxians, drink (hey)

Soon may the 101th Flunk come

To bring us vodka, PBRs and rum

One day, when the Flunking is done

We'll take our shirts and go!

April 26, 2023 (Wed)

just putting it into the universe that it’s today

Theme Dropped: Flunk Day 101-Intro to Fun

April 27, 2023 (Thu)

Getting strong Flunk Vibes from Thursday the 27th

^I get that, its kinda dramatic...

rise up event for sexual assault awareness is that day, and i just feel like that would be a !bad thing! to have to cancel

April 28, 2023 (Fri)

Emily Anderson scheduled a "flex" day in her course schedule "just in case flunk day is around here"...suspicious

April 30, 2023 (Sun)

Flunk Day 2019

May 1, 2023 (Mon)

Week 7

May 2, 2023 (Tue)

Flunk Day 2018

I choose to believe. Lots of rumors for this day.

Guest speaker coming for history department, very likely not today.

May 3, 2023 (Wed)

I feel a May 3rd flunk in my bones

There was an RA meeting scheduled for this day that Amanda postponed without explanation

Blessing blues and brews is also on this day so no may 3 flunk

After a significant time suppling ChatGPT with information about flunk day and its history, one student was successful in getting ChatGPT to make a flunk day prediction. ChatGPT took data from past years, previous flunk day dates, knowledge of widely accepted acceptable date parameters, and access to one of the flunk day planner's calendar in order to make its prediction. May 3rd, 2023 was the Open AI's Flunk Day prediction.

May 4, 2023 (Thu)

Flunk Day 2017

May the 4th be with you....Flunk Wars?

False Flunk email 1st anniversary. Who's taking one for the team this year?

i feel it in my hearts of hearts... just manifesting

Because they haven’t released the theme yet, I feel like it’s going to be today and that it’s going to be Flunk Wars: Return of the Flunk in honor of the anniversary of Return of the Jedi

May 8, 2023 (Mon)

Week 8

Myrissa flunk day planner doesnt work RA job may 8th, 9th or 10th

May 9, 2023 (Tue)

Jonathan Powers always said Flunk Day would be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers was always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9. May he rest in peace :(

Flunk Day 2022

<< AV was told it was Week 8. No sports on Tuesday or Wednesday that week.

AV is being lied to, facstaff will lie to student workers to keep them off track

May 10, 2023 (Wed)

Flunk Day 2016

May 11, 2023 (Thu)

This one. Trust.

The Wolves is showing that day, won’t happen

Also Rootabaga Jazz Festival, adding to the "won't happen" vibes

May 15, 2023 (Mon)

Do they dare? Week 9

May 16, 2023 (Tue)

I'm calling this day early, I have no classes on this day so I hope its not Tuesday, but I know the universe is aligned against me so hard so its just gonna be.

May 17, 2023 (Wed)

Flunk Day 2021

May 18, 2023 (Thu)

The beginning of Flunk Week 2020

The dance minor capstone concert is showing this day I don't think it will happen

May 22, 2023 (Mon)

Surely not...Week 10