Flunk Day 2026
Cross your fingers, your toes, and whatever extremities are available to you that budget cuts haven't killed this most glorious, most joyous, most wonderful day!
When will you grab your 6 foot bong?
Have you seen Andy McGadney without a bowtie?
has anyone ever thought about fucking the smc whale?
Grab a shovel and dig dig d i g
Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.
Join us.
Contents
- 1 Join in the fun?
- 2 March 25, 2026 (Wed)
- 3 March 26, 2026 (Thu)
- 4 March 27, 2026 (Fri)
- 5 March 30, 2026 (Mon)
- 6 March 31, 2026 (Tue)
- 7 April 1, 2026 (Wed)
- 8 April 2, 2026 (Thu)
- 9 April 3, 2026 (Fri)
- 10 April 6, 2026 (Mon)
- 11 April 7, 2026 (Tue)
- 12 April 8, 2026 (Wed)
- 13 April 9, 2026 (Thu)
- 14 April 10, 2026 (Fri)
- 15 April 13, 2026 (Mon)
- 16 April 14, 2026 (Tue)
- 17 April 15, 2026 (Wed)
- 18 April 16, 2026 (Thu)
- 19 April 17, 2026 (Fri)
- 20 April 20, 2026 (Mon)
- 21 April 21, 2026 (Tue)
- 22 April 22, 2026 (Wed)
- 23 April 23, 2026 (Thu)
- 24 April 24, 2026 (Fri)
- 25 April 27, 2026 (Mon)
- 26 April 28, 2026 (Tue)
- 27 April 29, 2026 (Wed)
- 28 April 30, 2026 (Thu)
- 29 May 1, 2026 (Fri)
- 30 May 4, 2026 (Mon)
- 31 May 5, 2026 (Tue)
- 32 May 6, 2026 (Wed)
- 33 May 7, 2026 (Thu)
- 34 May 8, 2026 (Fri)
- 35 May 9, 2026 (Sat)
- 36 May 10, 2026 (Sun)
- 37 May 11, 2026 (Mon)
- 38 May 12, 2026 (Tue)
- 39 May 13, 2026 (Wed)
- 40 May 14, 2026 (Thu)
- 41 May 15, 2026 (Fri)
- 42 May 17, 2026 (Sun)
- 43 May 18, 2026 (Mon)
- 44 May 19, 2026 (Tue)
- 45 May 20, 2026 (Wed)
- 46 May 21, 2026 (Thu)
- 47 May 22, 2026 (Fri)
- 48 May 25, 2026 (Mon)
- 49 May 26, 2026 (Tue)
- 50 May 27, 2026 (Wed)
- 51 May 28, 2026 (Thu)
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March 25, 2026 (Wed)
March 26, 2026 (Thu)
March 27, 2026 (Fri)
March 30, 2026 (Mon)
March 31, 2026 (Tue)
April 1, 2026 (Wed)
April 2, 2026 (Thu)
April 3, 2026 (Fri)
April 6, 2026 (Mon)
April 7, 2026 (Tue)
April 8, 2026 (Wed)
April 9, 2026 (Thu)
April 10, 2026 (Fri)
April 13, 2026 (Mon)
April 14, 2026 (Tue)
April 15, 2026 (Wed)
April 16, 2026 (Thu)
April 17, 2026 (Fri)
April 20, 2026 (Mon)
4/20 flunk?!??!
April 21, 2026 (Tue)
April 22, 2026 (Wed)
Theme announced this day. It's 'Flunkdelia' - whatever the flip that means.
April 23, 2026 (Thu)
Knox College and Sherrard High School Jazz Ensembles at Jazz Night
April 24, 2026 (Fri)
April 27, 2026 (Mon)
A likely candidate if we're sticking with the Monday Flunks.... Feeling it for Monday
April 28, 2026 (Tue)
Definitely likely
April 29, 2026 (Wed)
Wednesday flunk??
April 30, 2026 (Thu)
May 1, 2026 (Fri)
May 4, 2026 (Mon)
MONDAY WEEK 7 ?
May 5, 2026 (Tue)
Rootabaga Festival performance
May 6, 2026 (Wed)
More Rootabaga stuff on this day
Professor Josh Althoff thinks Flunk will be this day.
BUT Jake McLean mentioned that general housing selection will start on this day so I think it's unlikely.
May 7, 2026 (Thu)
KnoxWell on the Boardwalk event
Opening night of Men on Boats
My Theory for flunk #1
May 8, 2026 (Fri)
Men on Boats performance
May 9, 2026 (Sat)
Jonathan Powers always said Flunk Day would be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers was always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9. May he rest in peace :(
Last Day of Pre Enrollment
Closing night and afternoon matinee of Men on Boats
May 10, 2026 (Sun)
May 11, 2026 (Mon)
My Theory for flunk #2
May 12, 2026 (Tue)
May 13, 2026 (Wed)
Streets are saying it will be this day. The streets would never lie to me...
May 14, 2026 (Thu)
May 15, 2026 (Fri)
HORIZONS presentations.
May 17, 2026 (Sun)
May 18, 2026 (Mon)
The beginning of Flunk Week 2020
