Flunk Day 2026
Cross your fingers, your toes, and whatever extremities are available to you that budget cuts haven't killed this most glorious, most joyous, most wonderful day!
When will you grab your 6 foot bong?
Have you seen Andy McGadney without a bowtie?
has anyone ever thought about fucking the smc whale?
Grab a shovel and dig dig d i g
Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.
Join us.
ONE PM, FLUNK DAY, BRIDE HUNT WITH FLUNK BRIDE 2026 Chase Pollard MEET US ON POST LAWN IF YOU WANT TO BE THE NEXT BRIDE (or watch)
Contents
- 1 Join in the fun?
- 2 March 25, 2026 (Wed)
- 3 March 26, 2026 (Thu)
- 4 March 27, 2026 (Fri)
- 5 March 30, 2026 (Mon)
- 6 March 31, 2026 (Tue)
- 7 April 1, 2026 (Wed)
- 8 April 2, 2026 (Thu)
- 9 April 3, 2026 (Fri)
- 10 April 6, 2026 (Mon)
- 11 April 7, 2026 (Tue)
- 12 April 8, 2026 (Wed)
- 13 April 9, 2026 (Thu)
- 14 April 10, 2026 (Fri)
- 15 April 13, 2026 (Mon)
- 16 April 14, 2026 (Tue)
- 17 April 15, 2026 (Wed)
- 18 April 16, 2026 (Thu)
- 19 April 17, 2026 (Fri)
- 20 April 20, 2026 (Mon)
- 21 April 21, 2026 (Tue)
- 22 April 22, 2026 (Wed)
- 23 April 23, 2026 (Thu)
- 24 April 24, 2026 (Fri)
- 25 April 27, 2026 (Mon)
- 26 April 28, 2026 (Tue)
- 27 April 29, 2026 (Wed)
- 28 April 30, 2026 (Thu)
- 29 May 1, 2026 (Fri)
- 30 May 4, 2026 (Mon)
- 31 May 5, 2026 (Tue)
- 32 May 6, 2026 (Wed)
- 33 May 7, 2026 (Thu)
- 34 May 8, 2026 (Fri)
- 35 May 9, 2026 (Sat)
- 36 May 10, 2026 (Sun)
- 37 May 11, 2026 (Mon)
- 38 May 12, 2026 (Tue)
- 39 May 13, 2026 (Wed)
- 40 May 14, 2026 (Thu)
- 41 May 15, 2026 (Fri)
- 42 May 17, 2026 (Sun)
- 43 May 18, 2026 (Mon)
- 44 May 19, 2026 (Tue)
- 45 May 20, 2026 (Wed)
- 46 May 21, 2026 (Thu)
- 47 May 22, 2026 (Fri)
- 48 May 25, 2026 (Mon)
- 49 May 26, 2026 (Tue)
- 50 May 27, 2026 (Wed)
- 51 May 28, 2026 (Thu)
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March 25, 2026 (Wed)
IT'S TOMORROW. TRUST.
March 26, 2026 (Thu)
March 27, 2026 (Fri)
March 30, 2026 (Mon)
March 31, 2026 (Tue)
April 1, 2026 (Wed)
April 2, 2026 (Thu)
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April 13, 2026 (Mon)
April 14, 2026 (Tue)
April 15, 2026 (Wed)
April 16, 2026 (Thu)
April 17, 2026 (Fri)
April 20, 2026 (Mon)
4/20 flunk?!??!
April 21, 2026 (Tue)
April 22, 2026 (Wed)
Theme announced this day. It's 'Flunkdelia' - whatever the flunk that means.
April 23, 2026 (Thu)
Knox College and Sherrard High School Jazz Ensembles at Jazz Night
April 24, 2026 (Fri)
April 27, 2026 (Mon)
A likely candidate if we're sticking with the Monday Flunks.... Feeling it for Monday
April 28, 2026 (Tue)
Definitely likely
April 29, 2026 (Wed)
Wednesday flunk??
April 30, 2026 (Thu)
May 1, 2026 (Fri)
May 4, 2026 (Mon)
MONDAY WEEK 7 ?
There are weekly "executive committee," / "exec & friends" meetings on Mondays, but there isn't one scheduled for this day.
There is also a weekly admissions meeting that is NOT scheduled for Monday.....suspicious
TRIO awards are this day, TRIO advisers have marked their google calendars from 9am - 9pm, could they reschedule it??
Flunk day safety email sent out by Division of Student Development. Funny that it took them for flunking ever and yet they left it exactly the same and didn't change the bit about Deb Southern being the one to send it out.
We miss you Deb Southern!!
Plus,^^ they sent out a second email fixing the mistake without acknowledging the change.
May 5, 2026 (Tue)
Rootabaga Festival performance (However it is at a high school in Monmouth, usually one fake event on calendar)
Housing selection and Horizons posters delayed till day after
Prof. Thomas Bell believes it will be flunk. However Thomas Bell is an idiot.
Most of Start Up Term students are adamant it'll be this day.
I don't think it's this day (as of 5/4, no volunteer emails have been sent to staff) but obviously I am always always ALWAYS open to cinco de flunko.
Friar email sent to juniors and seniors.
May 6, 2026 (Wed)
More Rootabaga stuff on this day
Professor Josh Althoff thinks Flunk will be this day.
BUT Jake McLean mentioned that general housing selection will start on this day so I think it's unlikely.
Town Vendors think it’s this day
Early lunch and quiet room info sent out by DSS this day.
May 7, 2026 (Thu)
KnoxWell on the Boardwalk event
Opening night of Men on Boats
My Theory for flunk #1
May 8, 2026 (Fri)
Men on Boats performance
Sign up for early/quiet lunch with DSS before this day if you need!
May 9, 2026 (Sat)
Jonathan Powers always said Flunk Day would be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers was always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9. May he rest in peace :(
Last Day of Pre Enrollment
Closing night and afternoon matinee of Men on Boats
May 10, 2026 (Sun)
May 11, 2026 (Mon)
My Theory for flunk #2
it's either this monday...
Heard it through the grapevine...
May 12, 2026 (Tue)
or this tuesday. no sports, no events, nothing at all. These two days are the only days I believe could be flunk day.
May 13, 2026 (Wed)
Streets are saying it will be this day. The streets would never lie to me...
Last chance track meet this day...
May 14, 2026 (Thu)
not happy about it but there is evidence
and this day. We don't normally send, like, more than one person, but would they really do that?
May 15, 2026 (Fri)
HORIZONS presentations.
May 17, 2026 (Sun)
May 18, 2026 (Mon)
The beginning of Flunk Week 2020
