Charlie Gorney

"I am not a hipster." - Charlie Gorney.

Co-news editor for The Knox Student, weekend reporter for the Register-Mail, and currently ecstatic about the presence of the Oxford comma in this sentence. The status of the relationship between Charlie and John Williams is confusing, disturbing, and uncertain.

Charlie just has too many bromances, that's Charlie's problem.

Once gave Anna Meier a term paper topic at 2 a.m. at the Broadview. Has failed to produce any similarly excellent paper topics since. Disappointment has ensued.