From The Wiki Fire
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Roommates can be either really cool or terrible. Depends if you're rooming with Tom Fucoloro or not. Lauren Burke is also one badass roommate.

A bad roommate has sex in your bed. A good roommate makes you cookies. A great roommate goes back to Utah after one day on campus and leaves you with a room to yourself. The best roommate goes to rehab and leaves you with a double for the rest of the year. You are far more likely to have a bad roommate than a good roommate.

"Everyone has a weird roommate. And if you don't think your roommate is weird, chances are YOU'RE the weird roommate!"-Conan