Tom Fucoloro

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On The Wiki Fire, he is User:Tfooq

Background Information[edit]

Thomas Joseph Fucoloro was born on June 4, 1985 in St. Louis, Missouri. Tom is a 2004 graduate of St. Louis University High School (SLUH), played hockey for the Junior Billikens, and also worked on the Prep News school newspaper a little. Tom has traveled much since graduating from high school: Germany, Austria, Italy, Caribbean: St. Thomas and St. Martin, Ireland, England, Spain, France, and the Netherlands. Currently, Tom keeps busy with his duties as Editor-in-Chief of The Knox Student and as part owner of a St. Louis record label, Big Muddy Records.

Comments from Friends[edit]

Tom Fucoloro (aka Pony Boy) is the best roommate in the world.

Creator of The Wiki Fire, co-creator of the GAAAAAAAAAAA fraternity, and the 2007-2008 editor-in-chief of The Knox Student, he's incredibly nerdy and prone to listening to bad music. He's looking to run for president as an independent party in 2040. VOTE TOM!

TOM JUST THREW A PEN AT ME HE IS MEAN!!!

Tom also has a nasty habit of reciting Guided by Voices lyrics at will and getting people addicted to 24.

Things on the list of changes to be made: internet and not paying for the faster broadband. As Tom says "The internet is so much faster in Seoul."

Tom can be easily identified from a distance by his trademark hat and beard. Tom has been known to lick men's nipples and entice other men to lick his own. There is evidence in photography.

Tom is a true Mack Daddy. Pimp Tom, pimp.

He follows through.

TF is a cross between a hippie Jesus and an Italian bandit.

Tom was once on FOX radio, discussing his posting of John Ashcroft's backwash on eBay (for sale as of this writing) [1]