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Tom Fucoloro (aka Pony Boy) is the best [[roommate]] in the world. | Tom Fucoloro (aka Pony Boy) is the best [[roommate]] in the world. | ||
| − | Creator of [[The Wiki Fire]], co-creator of the | + | Creator of [[The Wiki Fire]], co-creator of the [[GAAAAAAAAAAA]] fraternity, and the 2007-2008 [[editor|editor-in-chief]] of [[The Knox Student]], he's incredibly nerdy and prone to listening to [[bad music]]. He's looking to run for president as an independent party in 2040. VOTE TOM! |
TOM JUST THREW A PEN AT ME HE IS MEAN!!! | TOM JUST THREW A PEN AT ME HE IS MEAN!!! | ||
Revision as of 16:13, 11 May 2007
Tom Fucoloro (aka Pony Boy) is the best roommate in the world.
Creator of The Wiki Fire, co-creator of the GAAAAAAAAAAA fraternity, and the 2007-2008 editor-in-chief of The Knox Student, he's incredibly nerdy and prone to listening to bad music. He's looking to run for president as an independent party in 2040. VOTE TOM!
TOM JUST THREW A PEN AT ME HE IS MEAN!!!
Tom also has a nasty habit of reciting Guided by Voices lyrics at will and getting people addicted to 24.
Tom will soon be taking over Knox College by overthrowing the administration through his clever and insightful news reporting. He will be putting himself and those closest to him (or his "cabinet") in charge. Kares will be in charge of energy reform bills, Student Senate will no longer exist and a democracy will be fully in place. Things on the list of changes to be made: internet and not paying for the faster broadband.
Tom can be easily identified from a distance by his trademark hat and beard. Tom has been known to lick men's nipples/entice other men to like his own. There is evidence in photography.
As Tom says "The internet is so much faster in Seoul."
