Difference between revisions of "Tom Fucoloro"
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| − | Thomas Joseph Fucoloro was born on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemini_(astrology) June 4], 1985 in St. Louis, Missouri. Tom is a 2004 graduate of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Louis_University_High_School St. Louis University High School (SLUH),] played hockey for the Junior [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billiken Billikens], and also worked on the [http://archive.sluh.org/prep_news.cfm Prep News] school newspaper. Tom has traveled much since graduating from high school: Germany, Austria, Italy, Caribbean: St. Thomas, St. Martin, Ireland, England, [http://fucoeurope.blogspot.com/ Spain], France, and Netherlands. | + | Thomas Joseph Fucoloro was born on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemini_(astrology) June 4], 1985 in St. Louis, Missouri. Tom played ice hockey from the time he was in preschool and throughout high school. In eighth grade Tom received the [http://www.house.mo.gov/bills00/actreg00/04052000.htm Glory of Missouri Award]. The Glory of Missouri Award honors students who best display one of the 14 virtues engraved in the House Chamber of the State Capitol. The virtues are: knowledge, liberty, equality, law, justice, fraternity, education, progress, honor, truth, virtue, temperance, enterprise and charity. The virtue Tom was recognized for was ‘law.’ Tom is a 2004 graduate of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Louis_University_High_School St. Louis University High School (SLUH),] played hockey for the Junior [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billiken Billikens], and also worked on the [http://archive.sluh.org/prep_news.cfm Prep News] school newspaper. Tom has traveled much since graduating from high school: Germany, Austria, Italy, Caribbean: St. Thomas, St. Martin, Ireland, England, [http://fucoeurope.blogspot.com/ Spain], France, and Netherlands. |
==Comments from Friends== | ==Comments from Friends== | ||
Revision as of 12:01, 23 May 2007
Background Information
Thomas Joseph Fucoloro was born on June 4, 1985 in St. Louis, Missouri. Tom played ice hockey from the time he was in preschool and throughout high school. In eighth grade Tom received the Glory of Missouri Award. The Glory of Missouri Award honors students who best display one of the 14 virtues engraved in the House Chamber of the State Capitol. The virtues are: knowledge, liberty, equality, law, justice, fraternity, education, progress, honor, truth, virtue, temperance, enterprise and charity. The virtue Tom was recognized for was ‘law.’ Tom is a 2004 graduate of St. Louis University High School (SLUH), played hockey for the Junior Billikens, and also worked on the Prep News school newspaper. Tom has traveled much since graduating from high school: Germany, Austria, Italy, Caribbean: St. Thomas, St. Martin, Ireland, England, Spain, France, and Netherlands.
Comments from Friends
Tom Fucoloro (aka Pony Boy) is the best roommate in the world.
Creator of The Wiki Fire, co-creator of the GAAAAAAAAAAA fraternity, and the 2007-2008 editor-in-chief of The Knox Student, he's incredibly nerdy and prone to listening to bad music. He's looking to run for president as an independent party in 2040. VOTE TOM!
TOM JUST THREW A PEN AT ME HE IS MEAN!!!
Tom also has a nasty habit of reciting Guided by Voices lyrics at will and getting people addicted to 24.
Tom will soon be taking over Knox College by overthrowing the administration through his clever and insightful news reporting. He will be putting himself and those closest to him (or his "cabinet") in charge. Kares will be in charge of energy reform bills, Student Senate will no longer exist and a democracy will be fully in place. Things on the list of changes to be made: internet and not paying for the faster broadband. As Tom says "The internet is so much faster in Seoul."
Tom can be easily identified from a distance by his trademark hat and beard. Tom has been known to lick men's nipples and entice other men to lick his own. There is evidence in photography.
Tom is a true Mack Daddy. Pimp Tom, pimp.
He follows through.
