Tom Fucoloro

Background Information

Thomas Joseph Fucoloro was born on June 4, 1985 in St. Louis, Missouri. Tom is a 2004 graduate of St. Louis University High School (SLUH), played hockey for the Junior Billikens, and also worked on the Prep News school newspaper. Tom has traveled much since graduating from high school: Germany, Austria, Italy, Caribbean: St. Thomas, St. Martin, Ireland, England, Spain, France, and Netherlands. Currently, Tom keeps busy with his duties as Managing Editor (soon to be Editor in Chief) of The Knox Student and as part owner of a St. Louis record label, Big Muddy Records.

Comments from Friends

Tom Fucoloro (aka Pony Boy) is the best roommate in the world.

Creator of The Wiki Fire, co-creator of the GAAAAAAAAAAA fraternity, and the 2007-2008 editor-in-chief of The Knox Student, he's incredibly nerdy and prone to listening to bad music. He's looking to run for president as an independent party in 2040. VOTE TOM!

TOM JUST THREW A PEN AT ME HE IS MEAN!!!

Tom also has a nasty habit of reciting Guided by Voices lyrics at will and getting people addicted to 24.

Tom will soon be taking over Knox College by overthrowing the administration through his clever and insightful news reporting. He will be putting himself and those closest to him (or his "cabinet") in charge. Kares will be in charge of energy reform bills, Student Senate will no longer exist and a democracy will be fully in place. Things on the list of changes to be made: internet and not paying for the faster broadband. As Tom says "The internet is so much faster in Seoul."

Tom can be easily identified from a distance by his trademark hat and beard. Tom has been known to lick men's nipples and entice other men to lick his own. There is evidence in photography.

Tom is a true Mack Daddy. Pimp Tom, pimp.

He follows through.