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==Friday, March 3rd== | ==Friday, March 3rd== | ||
− | 11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at Cherry Street WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE. | + | 11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at [[Cherry Street]] WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE. |
− | 12:22AM - Brothers of FIGI sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know??? | + | 12:22AM - Brothers of [[FIGI]] sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know??? |
==Saturday, March 4th== | ==Saturday, March 4th== |
Revision as of 12:01, 22 March 2017
The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the fallacies; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? When should you buy your PBR? Have you spotted Teresa Amott without her human skin? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g
Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.
Join us.
(don't forget to hydrate.)
Contents
- 1 Join in the fun?
- 2 That Flunk Though...
- 3 Friday, August 12th
- 4 Tuesday, November 8th
- 5 Tuesday, Febuary 28th
- 6 Friday, March 3rd
- 7 Saturday, March 4th
- 8 Wednesday, March 8th
- 9 Tuesday, March 14th
- 10 Thursday, March 16th
- 11 Monday, March 20th
- 12 Tuesday, March 21st
- 13 Wednesday, March 22nd
- 14 Thursday, March 23rd
- 15 Monday, March 27th
- 16 Tuhesday, March 28th
- 17 Wednesday, March 29th
- 18 Thursday, March 30th
- 19 Monday, April 3rd
- 20 Tuesday, April 4th
- 21 Wednesday, April 5th
- 22 Thursday, April 6th
- 23 Monday, April 10th
- 24 Tuesday, April 11th
- 25 Wednesday, April 12th
- 26 Thursday, April 13th
- 27 Monday, April 17th
- 28 Tuesday, April 18th
- 29 Wednesday, April 19th
- 30 Thursday, April 20th
- 31 Monday, April 24th
- 32 Tuesday, April 25th
- 33 Wednesday, April 26th
- 34 Thursday, April 27th
- 35 Monday, May 1st
- 36 Tuesday, May 2nd
- 37 Wednesday, May 3rd
- 38 Thursday, May 4th
- 39 Sunday, May 7th
- 40 Monday, May 8th
- 41 Tuesday, May 9th
- 42 Wednesday, May 10th
- 43 Thursday, May 11th
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That Flunk Though...
Yall already know what time it is. Let the predictions begin!
Friday, August 12th
T-Amott confirmed as lizard person in Ant People/ Free Mason Bees Conspiracy This could be HUGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
Tuesday, November 8th
The World is Ending. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW
Tuesday, Febuary 28th
11:34PM - a covered semi trailer is spotted in the WalMart parking lot. We all know what hides here. Could they be setting up this early on in the game? Is this even that early on in the game???
11:35PM - picture confirmation of covered trailer #CONFIRMED
Friday, March 3rd
11:34PM - Cowboy Hat Man spotted at Cherry Street WITHOUT HIS COYBOY HAT, but a BASEBALL HAT. THIS COULD BE HUGE.
12:22AM - Brothers of FIGI sing Smashmouth's 'All Star' at Cherryoke. Suspicious. Do they know something we don't know???
Saturday, March 4th
9:00PM Brothers of Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick hold their winter formal YELLOWS ROSE and it is attended by the president of TKE as well as members of Sigma Nu and Sigma Chi. Are the frats collaborating for something?? Big Flunk Day Secrets???
> CONFIRMED
Members of ASSDICK also seen taking croc shots and drinking wine out a can...what are they gearing up for??? THIS COULD BE HUGEEEEE
Wednesday, March 8th
Alumnus Matt Sugai kicked out of midnight breakfast. Claims that he is not a student. Smells like a cover up.. <----very interesting. Could it be that Matt knows something about flunk day that we don't know? and that Knox doesn't want getting out???
Tuesday, March 14th
~5:00 PM - [1] The Muddy Pit makes us all aware of their slumber through their Facebook page. Is this a hint? Are there secrets lurking beneath the recent snowfall and within the soil?
11:52 PM - #CONFIRMED THERE ARE SECRETS IN THE EARTH. WE MUST DIG TO UNCOVER THEM. AWAKEN THE PIT. MOISTEN THE LOAM. (FOREVER) LEAVE YOUR MAYONNAISE AT HOME.
9:05 PM Teresa Amott spotted walking home down prairie street. Too dark to tell, but it looked like she was leaving behind some kind of slimy footprints... is it molting season yet????
Thursday, March 16th
1:27 AM Scott Roberts (landlord of the yellows) seen carrying canned food, bottled water, a first aid kit and other supplies to the basement of the yellows. Was also wearing a tool belt. It is presumed that this is where he will bunker down and take shelter until flunk day is over.
Monday, March 20th
This was the first day of spring. Theresa Amott was spotted at 7:35am in the art bowl, sitting in an inner tube, buck naked, drinking from a bottle of Jager with a crazy straw, and wondering where everyone was. Sources say she stumbled towards the lawn at approximately 7:51 am, proclaiming that she was going to "ride" the "mechanical bull." Squirrels were seen fleeing in terror. We cannot confirm if March 20 was actually Flunk Day or not, but Amott's actions speak for themselves.
Tuesday, March 21st
Wednesday, March 22nd
Thursday, March 23rd
KEG IN THE QUADS!
Monday, March 27th
Tuhesday, March 28th
Wednesday, March 29th
Thursday, March 30th
Monday, April 3rd
This will be the day. This is it.
Tuesday, April 4th
Wednesday, April 5th
Thursday, April 6th
Monday, April 10th
Tuesday, April 11th
Wednesday, April 12th
Thursday, April 13th
Monday, April 17th
Tuesday, April 18th
Wednesday, April 19th
Thursday, April 20th
Does Flunk Day really exist? Does ANYTHING really exist?
Monday, April 24th
Tuesday, April 25th
Wednesday, April 26th
Thursday, April 27th
Monday, May 1st
Tuesday, May 2nd
Wednesday, May 3rd
Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.
Thursday, May 4th
Sunday, May 7th
Rally's birthday. (Alpha Sigma Suck a Dick). A good option, especially since I heard that she has an in with the flunk day planner. Would NOT be the first weekend flunk... if the planners really want to shake things up this is when they would do it.
Monday, May 8th
Tuesday, May 9th
It's gonna be the 9th. Jonathan Powers always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and Jonathan Powers is never wrong.