Tom Fucoloro

Tom Fucoloro is the best roommate in the world.

Creator of The Wiki Fire and the 2007-2008 editor-in-chief of The Knox Student, he's incredibly nerdy and prone to listening to bad music. He's looking to run for president as an independent party in 2040. VOTE TOM!

TOM JUST THREW A PEN AT ME HE IS MEAN!!!

Tom also has a nasty habit of reciting Guided by Voices lyrics at will and getting people addicted to 24.

Tom will soon be taking over Knox College by overthrowing the administration through his clever and insightful news reporting. He will be putting himself and those closest to him (or his "cabinet") in charge. Kares will be in charge of energy reform bills, Student Senate will no longer exist and a democracy will be fully in place. Things on the list of changes to be made: internet and not paying for the faster broadband.

As Tom says "The internet is so much faster in Seoul."