Roommate
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Roommates can be either really cool or terrible. Depends if you're rooming with Tom Fucoloro or not. Lauren Burke is also one badass roommate.
A bad roommate has sex in your bed. A good roommate makes you cookies. You are far more likely to have a bad roommate than a good roommate.
"Everyone has a weird roommate. And if you don't think your roommate is weird, chances are YOU'RE the weird roommate!"-Conan
