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| − | + | '''Sex''' is fun for everyone. Except if you're impotent. And yet there seems to be very little sex going on at Knox for a college of its size. This could be due to the lower-than-average level of attractiveness and the astounding ratio of women to men. But studies conducted by [[Heather Hoffman]] indicate that it is actually a result of the [[Knox awkward effect]]. | |
| − | Knox is a small college, so if you have sex often, chances are good that [[The web|someone you had sex with has had sex with | + | [[Knox]] is a small college, so if you have sex often, chances are good that [[The web|someone you had sex with has had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.]] |
If you are [[gay]], [[lesbian]] or [[bisexual]] or have had sex with someone who is, you may have had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with. | If you are [[gay]], [[lesbian]] or [[bisexual]] or have had sex with someone who is, you may have had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with. | ||
| − | + | ==Knox's Sexual Scavenger Hunt== | |
(do it in these places before you graduate!) | (do it in these places before you graduate!) | ||
| − | + | #[[Founders]] | |
| − | + | #[[The Bowl]] | |
| − | + | #The [[Red Room]] | |
| − | + | #[[The Caf]] | |
| − | + | #[[Radio Station]] | |
| − | + | # Carl sandburg lounge | |
| − | + | #[[Jail]] Cells | |
| − | + | #[[Harbach]] Stage | |
| − | + | #Studio Grid | |
| − | + | #[[Alumni Hall]] | |
| − | + | #Practice Rooms in [[CFA]] | |
| − | + | #[[Gizmo Patio]] | |
| − | + | #[[Center for Intercultural Life]] | |
| − | + | #[[Security]] [[Golf Cart]] | |
| + | #[[Aux Gym]] | ||
| + | #[[Old Main]] classrooms, at night | ||
| + | #[[Steam Pipe Network|Steam tunnels]] (any) | ||
| + | #The WAC Dark Room | ||
| + | #Tennis Court | ||
| + | #The [[Lincoln Chair]] (for bonus points)* | ||
| + | # Roof of smc | ||
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| + | *Note: [[Fucking]] in the Lincoln Chair may result in the fuckers being haunted by any and all of the [[ghosts]] of [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]], [[John Wilkes Booth]], [[Stephen A. Douglas]], and countless emancipated slaves. It can be a bit intimidating to fornicate in the Lincoln Chair, because you are taking the place of the many great people who have ''cum before you'', including [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]] himself | ||
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Latest revision as of 12:35, 12 June 2024
Sex is fun for everyone. Except if you're impotent. And yet there seems to be very little sex going on at Knox for a college of its size. This could be due to the lower-than-average level of attractiveness and the astounding ratio of women to men. But studies conducted by Heather Hoffman indicate that it is actually a result of the Knox awkward effect.
Knox is a small college, so if you have sex often, chances are good that someone you had sex with has had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.
If you are gay, lesbian or bisexual or have had sex with someone who is, you may have had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.
Knox's Sexual Scavenger Hunt[edit]
(do it in these places before you graduate!)
- Founders
- The Bowl
- The Red Room
- The Caf
- Radio Station
- Carl sandburg lounge
- Jail Cells
- Harbach Stage
- Studio Grid
- Alumni Hall
- Practice Rooms in CFA
- Gizmo Patio
- Center for Intercultural Life
- Security Golf Cart
- Aux Gym
- Old Main classrooms, at night
- Steam tunnels (any)
- The WAC Dark Room
- Tennis Court
- The Lincoln Chair (for bonus points)*
- Roof of smc
- Note: Fucking in the Lincoln Chair may result in the fuckers being haunted by any and all of the ghosts of Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, Stephen A. Douglas, and countless emancipated slaves. It can be a bit intimidating to fornicate in the Lincoln Chair, because you are taking the place of the many great people who have cum before you, including Lincoln himself
