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| − | *Note: Fucking in the Lincoln Chair may result in the fuckers being haunted by any and all of the [[ghosts]] of [[Lincoln]], [[John Wilkes Booth]], [[Stephen A. Douglas]], and countless emancipated slaves. It can be a bit intimidating to fornicate in the Lincoln Chair, because you are taking the place of the many great people who have ''come before you''. | + | *Note: Fucking in the Lincoln Chair may result in the fuckers being haunted by any and all of the [[ghosts]] of [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]], [[John Wilkes Booth]], [[Stephen A. Douglas]], and countless emancipated slaves. It can be a bit intimidating to fornicate in the Lincoln Chair, because you are taking the place of the many great people who have ''come before you''. |
Revision as of 09:40, 10 July 2007
Sex is fun for everyone. Except if you're impotent.
Knox is a small college, so if you have sex often, chances are good that someone you had sex with has had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.
If you are gay, lesbian or bisexual or have had sex with someone who is, you may have had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.
Knox's Sexual Scavenger Hunt
(do it in these places before you graduate!)
- Founders
- The Pool
- The Bowl
- The Red Room
- The Caf
- Radio Station
- Mailroom
- Jail Cells
- Harbach Stage
- Alumni Hall
- Heather Hoffman's Lab
- The Organ Loft
- Gizmo Patio
- Center for Intercultural Life
- Security Golf Cart
- Aux gym
- Old Main classrooms, at night
- The Lincoln Chair (for bonus points)*
- Note: Fucking in the Lincoln Chair may result in the fuckers being haunted by any and all of the ghosts of Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, Stephen A. Douglas, and countless emancipated slaves. It can be a bit intimidating to fornicate in the Lincoln Chair, because you are taking the place of the many great people who have come before you.
